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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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tumblr user making a post: "damn i love pasta carbonara"
terf blogger in the notes: "Yes, my female brain agrees with this post whole-heartedly! As I read the words of this post, I could feel the eggs in my uterus shifting in their ovaries happily, as my vagina clenched in understanding. This post really made my understanding of the gender binary more concrete, and made me once again so so glad of my womanness"
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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings
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Who is Hyrules Hero?! Zelda has decided! Will this hero be able to stop the evil forces that threaten everyone?
If you enjoy, please give it a like and/or comment on Youtube to help me out!
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thinking about creatures.
#thats a cat#i dont care what you might try to tell me what that creature actually is#look at it its a cat
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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.
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the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product
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I found this gif and had to add audio to it
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you ever see a post and know immediately “oh i’m integrating this one into my vocabulary”
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