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Patty is the realest character ever because like if I sang a love song I wrote for this dude and we played it together and then he started crying and said “that was fucking tits” I would be wet too

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♫ Am I dreaming or did you just kiss me You don't know it but you already miss me ♫

KYLE GALLNER & EMILY SKEGGS Dinner in America (2020) dir. Adam Rehmeier

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i dunno man i just think im a watermelon slammed into your driveway. maybe you should like crack me open so i feel the air inside me. just a suggestion i dunno.

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dinner in america | feels so good, it must be wrong

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You're my, my, my, my kind of woman

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Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

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MY BOOK OF BILL FINALLY ARRIVED. IT'S BEEN OVER TWO MONTHS BUT IT'S FINALLY HERE

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i bought the dumbest water bottle ever. it’s horse-riding themed and it’s got these clip art-y illustrations of horses and riders and hooves on it. It also says “Gallop” and “Trot” a bunch of times. It’s so dumb i love it with my whole heart

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice--it was alot of fun!

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i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

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Every time I look at Louis Theroux I just see Ford, I'm sorry

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i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much

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no more blorbo questions what was the first music album that changed you fundamentally

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perfect new meme template just dropped