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I spent the day watching people groom dogs on youtube. So, have Yuuri dog groomer AU. 

NO REPOSTS PLEASE

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y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

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The Imperial March playing from another room John Williams Star Wars

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please watch this

source

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please just watch this

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They fight sometimes

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(Note: There are NO storm sound effects in this audio. This is for those who need something to drown out an actual storm and need some loving comfort from the Shark Prince!)

Sidon is stirred from his slumber by an anxious listener who is scared of a storm. He does his best to sooth them, holding them tight and trying to lull them to sleep with gentle words and happy thoughts.

Contains: Loving and gentle Sidon, ambiguous listener, fluffy and comforting thoughts.

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*Dies in a field of flowers* (Izuku’s design based on Frisk from the Tribetale AU)

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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

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Simple Japanese: Times of Difficulty / Random Adjectives / Useful Phrases

Way more flashcards listed on www.instagram.com/valiantjapanese

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This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

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I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

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AAAAAAAAAAAH

Egg

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(LOONA/Chuu) “Heart Attack”

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A lawyer is someone you pay to take your side in an argument

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The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

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1 ; How far I’ll go

2-3 ; You’re welcome!

4 ; I’d rather be shin(e)y!

5 ; Know who you are.