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Love you too daddy 😉😘

the holy trinity

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BITCH KSHSJSHSHSHSHSSHDGS

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Tom Holland: Going to set when Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan aren’t there is like a video game where you beat the big boss but they still let you wander the world.

Tom: Yes, the horrible monsters are gone, but it’s just a little less fun.

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My idea for the next Spider-Man movie–  Spider-Man: Stay at home. The whole things is 2+ hours of Peter Parker living a normal life being happy, safe and hanging out with his friends. No monsters or bad guys in sight, just Peter doing homework and being a soft nephew with Aunt May.

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

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Every woman in every Disney/Pixar movie in the past decade has the exact same face

So when I saw this picture for the new Pixar movie Inside Out,

at first I thought the characters were three women and two aliens, but after seeing the trailer I realized the purple and red things were supposed to be dudes. After tracing their faces, I figured out why I was so weirded out: 

The two male characters have extremely distinctive face shapes, while the three female characters basically have the exact same shape; round with a small nose.

Now everyone has read about the Elsa/Anna/Rapunzel face debate, but I wanted to see just how far this face thing went. And boy does it go far.

I took pictures of both male and female characters from recent Disney/Pixar movies:

And then traced both of them. Look at the diversity of male face shapes:

AND THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING RIDICULOUSNESS THAT IS SHOWN HERE:

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Just take a second to scroll up and look back at the original pictures in case you think I’m joking. 

Apparently every Disney woman is a clone/direct descendant of some primordial creature with huge round cheeks and a disturbingly small nose, because there is no other explanation (yes there is(it’s lazy sexism)) for the incredible lack of diversity among these female faces.

DISNEY.

WHY DOES EVERY WOMAN THAT YOU HAVE CREATED IN THE LAST DECADE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FACE SHAPE? AND DON’T TELL ME IT’S BECAUSE WOMEN ARE HARDER TO ANIMATE. STOP ASSUMING EVERY WOMAN HAS A ROUND BABY FACE AND A SHORT CUTE BABY NOSE. YOU CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 

TL;DR: Boys in animated movies have faces that are square, round, skinny, fat, alien-looking, handsome, and ugly. The only face that girls get to have is some round snub-nosed baby face. That’s not right.

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

there is not a single reason to not reblog this

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I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

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if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

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Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

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The fact that the season finale is called “Moriah” AKA the mountain where Abraham very nearly sacrificed Isaac is seriously giving me heart failure.

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TODAY IS THE DAY.

MISHAPOCALYPSE HAS STARTED.

WE’RE GOING TO OWN TUMBLR.

THEY MUST FEAR US.

BECAUSE WE’RE NEVER GONNA STOP.

THE WORLD IS OURS.

AND WILL ALWAYS BE OURS.

HAPPY MISHAPOCALYPSE.

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Boys

Who

Have

Periods

Are

Still

Boys

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