marcussour
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Chilean, 35, lawyer, bi. Been on this hellsite for longer than I care to admit, will probably still be here after everyone's gone.
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An idea long time brewing (mostly because I injured my wrist while I was about like, the halfway point of the drawing), but here are all my D&D characters I've ever played in one drawing:
Dreyxir Badius, drow circle of the spores druid
The Mercenary, human fighter (also, my first D&D character ever back in the 3E days, based on the Iron Maiden song of the same name)
Luka Huon, elf wizard
Sir Nicholas Massú, human paladin (based on chilean tennis player Nicolás Massú, idea started as a joke and then it became a serious thing)
Skorrrt, dwarf barbarian pirate
Not gonna pretend I don't have favorites (guess who based on who's more prominent in the drawing), but I love them all.
At one point I wanted to play them all on BG3, but so far I've only done my first playthrough with Dreyxir. Maybe in the future I'll have time to play with the rest.
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For this anniversary let me share an exclusive behind the scenes for the Pokémon Gold and Silver covers :p
2000 ポケモン4コマ大百科 金・銀 "4Koma Encyclopedia" front and back covers by Takahiro Yamashita, spoofing the official Ken Sugimori cover art.
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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
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An idea long time brewing (mostly because I injured my wrist while I was about like, the halfway point of the drawing), but here are all my D&D characters I've ever played in one drawing:
Dreyxir Badius, drow circle of the spores druid
The Mercenary, human fighter (also, my first D&D character ever back in the 3E days, based on the Iron Maiden song of the same name)
Luka Huon, elf wizard
Sir Nicholas Massú, human paladin (based on chilean tennis player Nicolás Massú, idea started as a joke and then it became a serious thing)
Skorrrt, dwarf barbarian pirate
Not gonna pretend I don't have favorites (guess who based on who's more prominent in the drawing), but I love them all.
At one point I wanted to play them all on BG3, but so far I've only done my first playthrough with Dreyxir. Maybe in the future I'll have time to play with the rest.
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Marisha is not ok, and everyone feels bad for Keyleth. Having Vax back for only one night might be worse.
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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
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