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Me reading the posts on my dashboard

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She jokes my muppet till I croak

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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getting to know me for ~5 months or so then on month 6 things start to slowly click for you that ive clearly been trying to manufacture situations where you get struck by lightning

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I disagree but I also don't respect your opinion

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do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life

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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

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chat what do you do when you find the man of your dreams on tinder and you match and then he DOESNT. RESPOND.

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who would be the funniest celebrity to actually crucify like on a cross

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Bro last night was like a YouTube Short

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Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

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thanks everyone for playing in my sand. and implicitly understanding that its my sand

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this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

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this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

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i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok