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BSD as random textposts I saved pt 12

Disclaimer: I apologize in advance if any of these have already been done. Feel free to repost and whatnot, credit optional (just don’t go claiming you made them).

So I usually make these in batches of like 12-13 or so, but I post them in groups of 10. So there’s usually some left over each time. I’ve been waiting for there to be enough to post and today it happened! Bonus post! I made the first few in this post today but the rest I made months ago.

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double black at the arcade

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Us time

(thank you all for your heartwarming welcome backs ❤️❤️ kind of feels like coming home from a long trip)

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He’s not nice he’s mean and he means it

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I love you,I love you,I love you

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one of the most tender andreil scenes is when neil and andrew fall asleep on beanbag chairs and they both wake up randomly and look at each other w sleepy eyes AND neil takes it as permission to be lazy and sleep MORE.

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Obsessed with how it almost seems like they’re talking to each other

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glowy eyes bfs

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IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE AVENTURINE COULD BE LOOKING AT RATIO IF U LINE UP THE ART IM NOT CRAZY RIGHT?? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life

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Currently cackling at Vox's blue error screen during "Stayed Gone"

A PROBLEM HAS BEEN DETECTED AND VOX HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO HIS SYSTEMS.

THE PROBLEM SEEMS TO BE CAUSED BY THE FOLLOWING FILE: ALASTOR.EXE

VOX.EXE_CRASH_ERROR_EAT_SHIT_ALASTOR

CHECK TO MAKE SURE ALL ((FUCKING 1930S LOOKING ASS)) HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE IS UP TO DATE AND PROPERLY INSTALLED. ASK VOX FOR ANY VOXTEK UPDATES YOU MIGHT NEED.

IF PROBLEMS CONTINUE, ((FUCK YOU ALASTOR)) DISABLE OR REMOVE ANY ALASTOR(S) FROM THE GENERAL VICINITY. IF YOU NEED TO USE 'UNSAFE MODE' RESET YOUR VOXTEK DEVICE, PRESS F6 AND SELECT 'ADVANCED STARTUP OPTIONS' THEN SELECT 'UNSAFE MODE'

TECHNICAL INFORMATION:

*STOP: ALASTOR.EXE ((OLD TIMEY PRICK.RADIO))*

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Angel: Husk kissed me! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Angel: It was unbelievable! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Cherri: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Charlie, get the wine and unplug the phone. Angie, does this end well or do we need tissues? Angel: Oh, it ended very well. Charlie: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Cherri: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Angel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Cherri: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Angel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Charlie and Cherri: Ohhh. meanwhile Husk, eating pizza at the bar: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Vaggie: Tongue? Husk: Yeah. Vaggie: Cool.

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nbc hannibal in a nutshell

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mood

I feel like something more unholy than Hell itself was unlocked the moment Alastor dressed as a nun was introduced to the world.

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I'm this friend and alstor kinnie btw

find yourself a friend who will encourage small children to commit cannibalistic murder for you

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with ep 7 being released on the same day as the finale i feel as though perhaps one of the absolute fucking funniest moments in this entire series is being overshadowed

"...susan?"

"susan."

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I swear if Angel gets revenge on Valentino. I want everyone from the hotel there backing up and cheering him on. Charlie and Husk just shouting "BEAT HIS ASS ANGEL" would make my day