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Still my all time favorite passage from the EU.

Love is the answer to darkness.

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you should be allowed to leave work as soon as someone pisses you off. the duration of my shift should depend on how stupid people are acting

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sometimes you just wanna respond with shit like "that must be a very comforting fiction to you"

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“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

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wait a sec. the cybertruck aint even a truck. it aint even a van, there's only the two rows of seating. mf's a sedan with angles

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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(Bluesky's nuclear block function means the original post isn't visible here, but the context is yet another leftist doing the "Dems bad, don't us for refusing to support Dems, etc., etc." song and dance)

You know, the second to last post is true for a lot of these Very Online leftists, I think. They actually do know the parties aren't the same, deep down, but they can't possibly risk being seen as Cringe and a bootlicker by saying so, leaving them to hope everyone else acts like an adult and does the work for them

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order 66 didn’t happen if you au hard enough

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https://www.facebook.com/61559896477043/posts/122173647170329882/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

*slaps the top of the van* you can fit so many hobbits in this bad boy (and a gollum)

That’s what I like to see, thank you!

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@theonyxpath released Titans Rising to backers today, and it contains literally my favorite thing I've ever put into a book, ever:

I had forgotten that I gave Ea-Nāsir a canon sexuality.

"Sure, people are cute, but have you heard of ✨️shenanigans?✨️