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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

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one thing about me is that I Know.

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ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and-

disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna try to insult a billionaire 

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I copy pasted parts of this but I do hand letter everything, because while I'm trying to work easier as I'm chronically ill, I am still chronically stupid

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Y’all are really out there havin sex? I thought we just blogged about it

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ugh come ON (emphatically getting up out of my chair to turn around with a grimace and put my head in my hands) dude you KNOW i've been such a good girl. don't fuck with me man i don't have time for this. just fuckin give me the kitty treat dude

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"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive

"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable

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Reblog for greater sample size.

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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i don't care if these characters have never interacted in canon. it's called fanfiction, not fanfact

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www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

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idgaf i will never get tired of the dog motif. it will never be cliche it will never be trite it will never not hit hard. i see a dog coded character crawl back to their owner even after being kicked and the inside of my brain looks like this