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Mao’s Suteki column #23

A menudo voy solo a restaurantes familiares y me encanta comer cosas como hamburguesas. Pero soy un adulto que no se come las zanahorias que vienen de acompañamiento, así que cuando estoy con un amigo y aparto las zanahorias siempre me dicen “¡Ehh! Pero si las zanahorias son muy dulces y están riquísimas~ (corazón)”. Pero las aparto porque no están tan buenas… Así que a partir de ahora, cuando aparte mis zanahorias, por favor, dejadlas en silencio o cogedlas rápidamente cuando me levante de mi asiento. En ese momento, sentiré verdadera amabilidad por parte de esa persona. Dicho esto, este es vuestro viejo amigo Mao.

Pero ya llega el otoño. Parece que lo digo mucho, pero de todas las estaciones, la que más me gusta es el otoño. Pero además… quiero a Aki (sabushiko). Bueno, supongo que como mi cumpleaños es en octubre eso también es un factor que influye. Siento que cuando es otoño puedo hacer todo bien. En fin, que me gusta. Sí.

Bueno. Esta vez SID está en la portada. Muchísimas gracias. Con esta, ya son tres veces que SID ha podido aparecer en la portada de la SHOXX-san. Pero, por supuesto, independientemente del número de veces que suceda, me seguirá haciendo feliz. Portadas. Estoy muy agradecido a la SHOXX-san y a todos los fans que nos apoyan.

Un sueño que tuve. El otro día tuve un sueño super raro. Normalmente no recuerdo mis sueños, pero este lo recuerdo con mucha claridad. El lugar era una tienda de sushi escondida. Por algún motivo, trabajaba allí. Dicha tienda de sushi vendía “sushi de delfín”. Había una señal fuera que decía “¡La única tienda del mundo que vende sushi de delfín! ¡Rápido! ¡Barato! ¡Rápido!”. Discutí con el encargado por este tema… Yo: “Encargado, ¿puedo hablar contigo…?” Encargado: ¿Qué pasa? Yo: “¡Encargado! ¿No crees que deberías dejar de vender delfín?” Encargado: “¡Maocchi! (por algún motivo este sueño tenía el peor gusto con los nombres…) ¡Llevo quince años dirigiendo esta tienda! ¡¡Qué estás diciendo!!” Yo: “Pero… no es delfín de verdad, ¿no?” Encargado: “Ma- Maocchi… ¿Cómo sabes tú eso…?” Yo: “Sí… Os escuché hablar a ti y a tu mujer sobre ello el otro día…” Encargado: “Oh… bueno, entonces te diré la verdad, Maocchi. En realidad no es delfín, son salchichas de pescado. Es barato, y sabe igual que el delfín… así que…” Yo: “Así que así funciona… ¿y has comido delfín alguna vez, encargado?” Encargado: “Nop”. Yo: “¿Entonces por qué acabas de decir que sabe igual que el delfín?” Encargado: “Impulso”. Tras esto, la actitud del encargado cambió repentinamente. Daba igual lo que preguntase, solo contestaba con respuestas aleatorias… Yo: “Encargado… esto no está bien. Así te van a pillar por fraude… y además, ¿no es raro que el cartel de fuera diga ‘¡Rápido! ¡Barato! ¡Rápido!’? ¿Normalmente no sería más bien '¡Rápido! ¡Barato! ¡Delicioso!’ o algo así?” Encargado: “Pero sabe mal. Nuestro sushi. Y me gusta la palabra 'rápido’~”. Yo: “¿'Sabe mal’?… ¡y los adultos no deberían hablar como niños consentidos! ¡Dejo esta tienda!” Encargado: “Sí, supongo que no puedes olvidar tu sueño de trabajar en Disneyland, Maocchi…” Yo: “¿Eh? No recuerdo haber dicho nunca algo así…” Encargado: “Porque quieres disfrazarte de hada y bailar en los desfiles, estás pensando en cambiarte de sexo. ¡Me lo contó Murakami!” Yo: “Encargado, ¿estás bien de la cabeza? ¿Y quién es Murakami?” Encargado: “¡Oh, no! ¡Tenía una cita hoy a las 2 para cortarme el pelo! Me lo van a poner como el de Odagiri Joe~” Yo: “Cómo vas a convertir tu pelo rapado en un pelo como el de Odagiri Joe…” Encargado: “Acepto amigos en Mixi (corazón)”. Yo: “¿Me estás escuchando?” Encargado: “Como~ te~ he~ dicho~ me encanta la palabra 'rápido’~” Yo: “Venga, vamos al hospital…” Encargado: “Oh… bueno, entonces te diré la verdad, Maocchi. En realidad no es delfín, son salchichas de pescado. Es barato, y sabe igual que el delfín… así que…”

Después de eso, no parecía que íbamos a seguir hablando así para siempre, y se convirtió en un sueño en el que la tienda abría con normalidad y, como empleado, elaboraba con seriedad el sushi de salchichas de pescado que era llamado falsamente sushi de delfín.

No quiero comer salchichas de pescado durante un tiempo. Nos vemos.

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I often go alone to family restaurants, and. I love eating things like hamburgers. But I’m an adult who doesn’t eat the carrots that come with it, so when I’m with a friend and I leave the carrots they always go, “Ehh! Carrots are so sweet and delicious, though~ (heart)” But I leave them because they aren’t that good… So from now on when I leave the carrots, please quietly leave it or when I leave my seat quickly take them. At this time I would feel true kindness from that person. With that, this is your old friend Mao.

But it’s the arrival of autumn. It seems like I say this a lot, but out of the four seasons I like autumn the best. But I also… love Aki (sabushiko). Well, I guess since my birthday is in October that also has something to do with it. I feel like whenever it’s autumn I can do everything well. So anyway I like it. Yeah.

Well. This time SID is on the cover. Thank you very much. This makes the third time that SID has been able to be on the SHOXX-san’s cover. But of course no matter how many times it happens it still makes me happy. Front covers. I’m very grateful to SHOXX-san and to all the fans that support us.

A dream I had. The other day I had a very weird dream. I don’t usually remember my dreams, but I remember this one very clearly. The place was a hole-in-the-wall sushi shop. For some reason I was working there. That sushi shop was selling “Dolphin sushi”. There was a sign outside that said, “The only shop in the world selling dolphin sushi! Fast! Cheap! Fast!”. I got into an argument with the manager about that matter… Me “Manager, can I talk to you…” Manager “What is it?” Me “Manager! Don’t you think you should stop selling dolphin now?” Manager “Maocchi! (For some reason in this dream there was the absolute worst naming sense…) I’ve been running this shop for fifteen years! What are you saying!!” Me “But…that’s not really dolphin, is it?” Manager “Ma- Maocchi… how do you know that…” Me “Yeah…I heard you and your wife talking about it the other day…” Manager “Oh…well, I’ll tell you the truth then, Maocchi. That’s actually not dolphin, it’s fish sausage. It’s cheap, and tastes just like dolphin… so…” Me “So that’s how it is… and have you ever had dolphin, manager?” Manager “Nope” Me “Then why did you just say it tasted like dolphin?” Manager “Impulse” After this the manager’s attitude changed all of a sudden. No matter what I asked, he would only reply with random answers… Me “Manager… this really isn’t good. You’re going to be caught for fraud with that… and also, isn’t it weird that the sign out front says, 'Fast! Cheap! Fast!’? Wouldn’t it normally be more like, 'Fast! Cheap! Delicious!’ or something? Manager "But it tastes bad. Our sushi. And I like the word 'fast’~” Me “ 'It tastes bad’?… and adults shouldn’t talk like spoiled children! I’m quitting this shop!” Manager “Yeah, I guess you just can’t give up on your dream to work at Disneyland, Maocchi…” Me “Eh? I don’t remember ever saying anything like that…” Manager “Because you want to dress up as a fairy and dance in the parades you’re definitely considering a sex change. I heard it from Murakami!” Me “Manager, is your head okay? And who is Murakami?” Manager “Oh no! I had an appointment today at 2 to get my hair cut! They’re gonna make it like Odagiri Joe~” Me “How is your crew cut going to turn into hair like Odagiri Joe…” Manager “I’m accepting friends on Mixi (heart)” Me “Are you listening?” Manager “Like~ I~ said~ I love the word 'fast’~” Me “Come on, let’s go to the hospital…” Manager “Oh… well, I’ll tell you the truth then, Maocchi. That’s actually not dolphin, it’s fish sausage. It’s cheap, and tastes just like dolphin… so…”

After that it didn’t seem like we’d keep talking like that forever, and it became a dream where just like always the shop opened up and as an employee I earnestly made the fish sausage sushi that was falsely called dolphin sushi.

I don’t want to eat fish sausage for a while. Later.

English: Unknown (please, do let me know if you find out who the author of the English translation is) Español: Kokoro

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All I can do is to embrace you with the scent of sunshine / but without faltering its warmth will colour your days

23.10.14 // hbd♡マオにゃん thank you for always being the wonderful and talented vocalist of SID, pouring all your emotions through the flowing melody and your beautiful voice. I remember being there at this first performance of ’hug’, and even while being too overwhelmed to understand what you were singing, I could really feel the warmth and gentleness from the passionate way you sang this, and the band. thank you for being here ♡ { feel free to delete this part lol }

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「喧嘩のあとのごめんなも 鍵つけたの二度見どころじゃない」——《夏恋》

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When tumblr mobile suggests that I follow my own blog

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Happy Birthday Mao~

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can u give some facts abt urself?) abt 10, if its not difficult *shy smile*

oh geez lolol I’m like the most boring person ever tho

1. My first name is Roxanne but I've gone by Rocki pretty much since the day I was born. My nickname was supposed to be Roxy but my sister was just learning how to talk so it came out “Rocki” instead and it’s stuck. Lucky for me, because I hate being called Roxy lol

2. I just turned 24 on September 23

3. I have two siblings, a little brother (12) and an older sister (25)

4. I have a cat named Caliban whom I love dearly. We also have another cat named Ivy and my brother’s dog, Rusty.

5. I am originally from a little island town in Maine but I’m currently studying zooarchaeology in Vancouver. I have also studied in Cambridge, England (it was only for a month in summer but it COUNTS) and I’ve been to Costa Rica.

6. Math is the bane of my existence

7. I have an irrational fear of those gross naked troll dolls…seriously why are they naked? why don’t they brush their hair? why do they look like they want to devour my soul?

8. In my free time I like to read mostly fantasy and fiction books but if there is a nonfiction book that looks interesting I’ll read that too. My favorites include the Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas, Nightlife by Rob Thurman, A Darker Shade of Magic by V.E. Schwab, the Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater, and the Foxhole Court by Nora Sakavic. 

9. I’m also a writer and always have a story in my head (they’re usually heart wrenching because deep down I am evil but whatever), but I cannot draw or paint or craft to save my soul. My artistic prowess is limited to knitting and even that is shabby at best lol

10. When I was 10 I started learning violin and was getting pretty good until all my classmates decided they wanted to learn violin too and I, being the precious flower that I am, was apparently too good to play what everyone else was playing and switched to clarinet. In high school I played bass… still want to go back and learn the violin though.