I make no promises about what I'll be into at any given moment / I draw sometimes / 20s
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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and
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#tornado#i was TERRIFIED of those happening#others were conceptually scary but unlikely to happen anywhere near me#tornado warnings? actual threat.#tsunami comes in a close second- also unlikely to happen near me#but i have had many nightmares about them throughout my life even after no longer being a child#i blame the 2004 boxing day tsunami
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot
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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
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being outside the uk is always jarring to me because i'm reminded that advertisements in other countries don't talk to you like you're on suicide watch
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Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.
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I love Joey asking Yugi why he keeps losing and Yugi wanting to be helpful is like let me see/I can give you tip s but upon looking at it is like going through the 5 stages of grief
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