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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

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I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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U got it boss

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got kicked out of bed bath and beyond for asking with wide eyes and homoerotic wonder if the pillow princesses were in the beyond section

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You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops

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god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

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Actually my girlfriend is wizard president so I can do whatever I want forever

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I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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spoiled myself with saw2… couldnt resist