manofshrimp

[manofshrimp]

BULLYING ME

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

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update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

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Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps

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SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

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my princess gf is really mad because we won't even behead her or anything we're just going to arrange a suspicious car accident

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baby what's wrong, you've barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)

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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

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Spin this wheel twice. Those are the only two colors you can wear from now on, and anything you put on will automatically change to those colors.

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If I see that cowboy flesh hat and one more goddamn time

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reblog to meow at prev insistently

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What poor bastard owns the firefox-official account now? I tried taking it and was denied

me, asshole. it’s mine. why would you admit to me that you tried taking my url? the account was terminated. the url is GONE. kaput. forever. Ok ?

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Keep it real:

If I threw a "Black Ops 3" concert

would you come?