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Tumblr wants me to get shrimps for stress relief

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seeing the 'mutual' icon change to 'following' feels like finding out ur getting a divorce through the morning newspaper

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he didn't like rock

and i was fucking lobster

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As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

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theres 1 person on the smo ive found im just randomyl not keen on and theres no real reason for it but it makes me feel dumb and abgry with myself and i wish it werent like that but like its not liek i know how to stop 😭

If they make you feel that way you might want to either talk to them about it or simply block them. We don't want you to have a bad experience here! If anything serious happens, let me or a discord mod know!

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in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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Anyway, people with brain damage I love you. People who have had strokes I love you, especially if you're told you were "too young" to have one. People who acquired your brain damage by less common means such as infection, lack of oxygen at birth or degenerative disease, I love you. People with moderate and severe brain damage, I love you. People who lost their sight or hearing or ability to speak because of their brain damage, I love you. People who have paralysis from their brain damage, I love you. People with amnesia and severe cognitive issues from their brain damage, I love you.

You are not a punchline, you haven't lost your humanity, your thoughts and opinions are as valuable as anyone else's. We deserve respect.

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on my fifth liter of water today

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I am lowkey really excited about santa

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago

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it is not normal to reblog via discord

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15

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do you wanna top or bottom?

I wanna be a star

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he saw his reflection for the first time