manime-morninghair

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happy glorious 25th of may

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If U think i’m annoying

Block me

If U think i’m handsome

Suck me

If U think i’m restless

Walk me

If U think i’m hairy

Pluck me

[manime-morninghair]

All stimulus is information, and all information is language

idk when they starting calling that guy wojak and doing all these variations of him to me his name is feels guy and represents the feeling of having no gf

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tired

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I wasnt going to be annoying about this, I promise

I sat down, now more high than I thought I would be, chilling and eating. I daydream about some fantastic dream of doing honest to god silent films with my friends. I think “oh man, I wanna start watching source material” and I was browsing Criteria Collection (I’m better than you) for some Buster Keaton films, yknow? just to vibe to. I pick one at RANDOM, said the man who smiles not yet knowing the fullnes of the chamber lined up with his temple.

Say, now. Those two look familiar, guess they could be the same guy.

no but, because these two dudes kinda fuckin gotta be two different dudes. plus could technology really...

no fucking way man.

Like I cant...personally imagine a worse thing to do to a (pardon my indiscretion) very high individual

:(

but that REALLY does explain:

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The following just occured:

I walk out on the patio at the end of my shift as I have done many times before. Dressed in all black I walk out, and this night I treat myself to a Jay. I'm pacing myself I really dont want to do it too often. So I stand and relax and exhale. I let myself fully listen. To my youtuber and let go of my surroundings.

Eventually I snap to as I turn suddenly and hear something scutter, clearly in response. I look down to see: a neighbor's cat? No I've never seen a cat that looks like this, but I know his fuckin name: Pepe Le "fucking" Pew.

A young buck skunk SMelled my WEED and approached the smell. He got so close because I was dressed head to toe in black like a backed "fucking, also" shinobi.

L

M

A

O

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At my job, an employee turned to me and said "you look like you know how to make a candle".

He didn't want to know how to make a candle, he just wanted to tell me I looked like I know how to make one.

I do know how to make a candle.

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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If A24's next movie isn't German Expressionist we have failed artistically as a civilation.

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You've met me a weird time in my life.

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Just got a keyboard for my phone. Gamechanger. I am now unstoppable. I cn write whatever stupid shit I want and Im NOT gunna forget what I was saying anymore, and I can be long winded. Nobody's gunna read SHIT I post anymore its all gunna be just like this. Way too long, with Zero entertainment value.

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happy 10th anniversary to the best video of all time

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good news guys the federal no fly list just got cracked by an otherkin on twitter

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