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Headache Treatments in 1890s Known as Vibration Therapy

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The Suicide Squad (2021)

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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You know as a former clown breeder I do have to say that breeding clowns isn’t as easy as selecting your male and your female and putting them in the same enclosure. 

First, you have to make sure your female is ready to mate. If you put a male and a female together when the female is not ready, you’re going to waste time, effort, and supplies. Really, check your clowns for readiness to breed! Each breed of clown is ready to mate at different intervals (as little as 14 day cycles to as long as 3 years), so it’s probably best to do your research on your clown’s schedule. It’s fairly easy to decipher if she’s ready, once you’ve gotten down the basics of what clown readiness looks like.

This female is not ready to breed. Her natural markings are still very bright and colorful, and her “fleshy” tones only really extend on her hands and somewhat on her face. An inexperienced clown breeder might consider this clown ‘ready’ because she’s getting rather mono-chromatic with her markings on her legs and arms, but this should never be mistaken for the fleshy tone that signals a female is ready. 

This female is ready. The flesh tone has extended from her hands up to her elbows, and I’d bet you money the tone extends beneath the knee as well. Her facial markings are much brighter, and her variety and intensity of color tell me this clown and well and truly ready to mate. How exciting!

Second, your clowns have to be properly fed. I know people have previously gone over proper clown care and feeding (fresh spun cotton candy is a must, they’re obligate candyvores), but introducing the breeding pair can be a very stressful time for clowns. It’s a good idea to supplement your candy diet with some fresh salted popcorn, or maybe giant novelty lollipops- you know, regular clown treats. This will help your clowns feel more at ease as they transition into your breeding tent. 

Finally, clowns can be particular about when they mate. You’ll know it’s happening because of the distinctive high pitched honking both breeding partners produce. It can take up to a week for clowns to acclimate to their mate and the tent you’ve transferred them to, so don’t get discouraged if you put your clowns together and nothing happens for a few days! They may just be skittish. Feel free to introduce additional toys and treats like a fresh batch of balloons or a unicycle to try to help them feel comfortable. 

What I’ve found with my clowns, back when I did this, is that most clowns seemed to prefer breeding between four and seven a.m., when chances for frivolity and merriment are low regardless. Now, the honking is extremely loud, so if you are going to breed your clowns, invest in some earplugs and a white noise machine. 

That’s how you can get your clowns to mate, but this is getting really long, so I won’t go into clown gestation specifics for now, or how to care for the young. Just know your work is far from over. 

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sanrio? you mean the guy with the coat and mittens?

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i stg if y’all drive the cast off the internet bc y’all can’t just watch a thing i’m going to lose my fucking mind

just fucking behave y’all

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lets all take a moment today to remember the anime characters that are actually good.

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Yet even more Three Houses Quotes…

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Lindhart: How do I look Jasper?

Caspar: With your eyes Lin.

Lindhart: Caspar I am this close to throwing your ass out the fucking window.

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*After the Battle of Gronder Field where the Golden Deer managed to capture their former friends instead of having to kill them.*

Byleth: WHAT ARE YOU!?

Dimitri: An idiot sandwich.

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Jeralt: Kid! What’ve you got there!

Ten Year Old Byleth: A Knife!

Jeralt: That’s my kid!

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Byleth: Die demon! *attacks Death Knight*

Death Knight: *holds up Uno Reverse Card*

Byleth: Ah shit.

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*AU where Jeralt lived and Leonie and Byleth get married*

Jeralt, giving his wedding toast: You know Leonie, when I said I think of you as a daughter this isn’t what I meant.

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Marianne, explaining her problems to Claude: Haven’t you ever thought that maybe the world would be better of without you?

Claude: *imagines if Lorenz were Class Head of the Golden Deer* … No. The world needs me.

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Dorothea: Studies show that one out of every five friends are gay. …I hope it’s Bernadetta. She’s really cute.

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Rahpael: If I punch myself and it hurts am I to weak or too strong.

Leonie: Strong!

Caspar: Weak!

Ingrid: An idiot.

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Classmates: McDonald’s!  McDonald’s! McDonald’s!

Dimitri: We have food at home.

Edelgard: *pulls into Drive-Thru as classmates cheer* One black coffee please.

Claude, Tokyo Drifting into the Drive-Thri:  McDonald’s!  McDonald’s! McDonald’s!

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(SIGHS DEEPLY) (raises hand) i think caleb is secretly in love with jester

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I’m not salty anymore, I just want people to be aware, and I want people to no longer be hurt.

Okay I’m a little salty

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(jester): *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

(caleb): jester, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Cause all ya’ll

So much complaining about Jester’s relationships lately in the fandom, huh? Thrilling. SO I’m just going to put my *hot take* out there. 

Keep reading

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Ok having actually watched Sarah Z’s TJLC video

If you are/were an LGBT kid who got baited by the show’s gay jokes and lies about being a complex mystery - she is nothing but defensive of you.

The only people who should feel attacked by that video are...

- Moffatt and Gattis for making a lazy narrative while pretending there was a big mystery - and then mocking fans for believing them, and making a lot of dumb gay jokes that exploited the feelings of younger lgbt fans who took it as foreshadowing something real

- specific big name adult TJLC figures (and any inner circle enablers), especially straight ones who fetishize gay relationships and obsess over gay male sex positions, who used their position in fandom to manipulate lgbt kids

- anyone who harassed Lucy Liu or Amanda Abbington for the existence of characters they played

If none of the above applies to you, don’t make those criticisms about you. If the above does apply to you - what the fuck is wrong with you?

I have seen

- people telling people not to watch the video and giving false quotes about what is said. Don’t watch if you think it’ll upset you, but second guess anyone feeding you supposed quotes specifically that offend you

- people upset about publically examining fandom history like this - sorry but it matters. In terms of how people interact with media, the emerging world of online sociology, to say nothing of the doubling down on perceived patterns in the face of being wrong reflecting current phenomena like QAnon, are all relevant areas of critical examination.

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i’m still processing the fact that Ashley changed the poem and wrote practically a whole ass confession to Beau while Liam wrote a whole fucking fairytale because he KNEW Jester would ask for it (I will pencil it in for you, Jester) and both of the scenes played as pining fanfiction

I mean

they both didn’t have to go THIS HARD BUT THEY DID