37, hella gay, neurodivergent dude in NC. Mostly reblogs, some shit posts, and probably pictures of my dog.
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Hang me in a Baroque gallery ✨🖼️✨
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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!
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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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Now that session 0 has concluded and he's a fully realized character, meet Well-Done!
Name: Well-done
Ancestry: Kobold
Class/Level: 5th Sorcerer (Red Draconic Bloodline)
Background: Anthropologist
Origins and Early Life
In the bustling orphanage of a mid-sized city, there was a kobold who stood out – a small, energetic creature named Well-done. From his earliest memories, he was different from the other children. While they played typical games, Well-done was consumed by a singular, burning passion: becoming a dragon.
His days were filled with dramatic performances that both amused and exasperated the orphanage caretakers. He would dash through the halls, arms outstretched like wings, letting out ear-splitting roars that echoed through the stone corridors. Other children would cover their ears or roll their eyes, but Well-done was undeterred. In his mind, he wasn't playing – he was practicing.
One crisp autumn day, Well-done wandered beyond the city's outskirts, exploring what he dramatically called "his future kingdom" but was, in reality, a modest woodland area. His imagination transformed the ordinary forest into a vast, unexplored terrain ripe for a dragon's domain. It was during one of these "expeditions" that fate intervened.
Glinting among the fallen leaves, a small red scale caught his eye. No larger than a gold piece, the scale seemed to pulse with an inner fire. When Well-done picked it up, something magical happened – quite literally. As he let out one of his trademark triumphant roars, a tiny spark of fire erupted from his mouth, dancing between his teeth.
This moment confirmed everything Well-done had always believed: he was destined to be a dragon.
The Path of Sorcery
The discovery of the scale was more than just a lucky find – it was a calling. Well-done threw himself into studying sorcery with a fervor that both impressed and concerned his mentors. He wasn't just learning magic; he was systematically researching every possible method of dragon transformation.
His magical studies became a combination of serious research and childlike experimentation. His magical focus became the first scale he discovered – a small, red token of his potential future.
In addition to his magical studies, Well-done devoured any and every dragon text he could get his claws on. His obsession has only recently begun to prove financially valuable, as he is now considered an expert on all things draconic; lore, culture, politics, even down to the most obscure detail.
Motivations and Dreams
Well-done's ultimate goal is nothing short of complete draconic transformation. He sees his current kobold form as nothing more than a temporary vessel – a chrysalis waiting to become a magnificent dragon. Every spell he learns, every magical experiment he conducts, is another step toward what he sees as his true destiny.
His overconfidence is both his greatest strength and his most significant weakness. He genuinely believes transformation is not just possible, but inevitable. This conviction drives him forward, making him fearless in the face of challenges that would intimidate others.
Personality in Action
Despite his grand ambitions, Well-done retains a charming, almost innocent quality. His loyalty to companions is genuine, even if sometimes overshadowed by his dragon-becoming quest. He'll protect his friends with the same intensity he applies to his magical studies – partly out of genuine care, and partly to prove his growing strength.
His impatience and short attention span mean he's always looking for the most direct path to power. Long discussions bore him, but tales of dragon legends can captivate him for hours. He's as likely to interrupt a serious strategy meeting with an impromptu dragon roar as he is to provide a critical insight.
Current Quest
Now, Well-done travels with a group of adventurers, seeing each journey as both a practical training ground and an opportunity to collect more dragon lore, magical knowledge, and – most importantly – more scales. His ultimate goal remains unchanged: to become the dragon he knows he is meant to be.
#dungeons and dragons#dnd#kobold#well-done#he is my child#my precious baby#heavily tina-horse-girl coded#yes hes realm equivalent of autistic#my boy has exactly one hyperfocus#this has been a post
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was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????
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Why does the apocalypse just
Make me wanna fuck
Why'm I getting more enlightened
I just wanna suck dick on camera
I'm a base bitch
I can't feel my face 'cause it's the weekend
I will need a recap
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#this looks fucking amazing#i need to make this a dnd character#but also im a forever dm so maybe an npc#Im running a faewild campaign right now#WHAT IF THIS IS TITANIA?!
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Halloween Pokemon Pins made by Tasha Alexander
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