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Doe Pokemon Trainer With Wooloo requested by anonymous

(Wooloo Icon by @doesheep)

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take time out of your day to fully realize the things that make you happy please!! if something brings you joy don’t disregard it as dumb or trivial!!! if you like listening to people talk ask one of your friends to talk to you! you aren’t bothering them!! if you like singing don’t ever stop! if sunsets make you happy you had better go chase them!! people who tell you that you shouldn’t do things that make you happy aren’t good for you!!!

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I rarely see asian wlw representation on this website so let’s change that!

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About a month or so after they finally seal the deal in bed, Yuri Katsuki collects himself, steels his nerves, and asks the love of his life… what sort of sexual fantasies he’s had about them. He’s a loving fiance, after all. He wants to make Victor happy. He squeezes his eyes up tight as he asks, the question a hurried, embarrassed blur in his mouth. What kind of kinks has Victor been hiding from him? He knows about the foot thing, but what if he wants to do some really kinky weird shit?

He opens his eyes. Victor’s eyes sparkle. Victor’s eyes beam with happiness. Victor has been waiting for this moment. Victor goes to a small, bottom drawer of one of the dressers in their bedroom, one of the ones Yuri never goes into, rifling through layers of expensive designer clothing. Yuri’s mind spins. What’s he been hiding there all these months? Bizarre Russia-only sex toys? Bondage gear? A whip?

Victor pulls out a hefty stack of papers. It’s a 300k Victor Nikiforov / Yuri Katsuki Victorian Regency slow burn RPF, ghost written by Victor Nikiforov, aka yurikatsukisoneandonlylover. His mouth is a heart in his beautiful face. “Read this aloud to me,” he says, breathless with desire.

100k and 10 hours of reading aloud later, Yuri looks up, confused.

“But do we even bang in this?” he says.

A pink-faced Victor Nikiforov holds a finger up to Yuri’s mouth.

“Ssh, ssh, ssh,” he says. “Read me the part where you almost look at my ankle again.”

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started from the bottom

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There’s never enough regency stuff out there

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When I say I love Jane Austen: What people think I am:

What I actually am:

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me, before I go to sleep: alright time to imagine what my life would have been like if i lived in regency era english countryside 

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Also Beau Brummel got in terrible debt and had to flee the country, and died in Paris, of syphilis. So there’s that.

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The Brighton tailor whose identity became his business            

Zack MacLeod Pinsent dresses as a Regency gentleman every day, saying that the clothing is a “huge confidence builder”.

He ceremoniously burned his last pair of jeans when he was 14-years-old and hasn’t looked back since.

His passion for historical outfits has led him to take up a career in tailoring, making clothes in period styles at his workshop in Brighton, East Sussex.

He now has clients overseas and has recently returned from a business trip to New York.

Video journalists: Adam Paylor and Ben Moore

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saw a post saying “dont beg men to love you” and thats absolutely true but i have an addition i dont want to add to the post and Derail. but dont beg ANYONE to love you. im serious. not just romantically. not parents, friends, family, and especially not significant others. if you find yourself having to beg for scraps of love its time to pack it up and move on. 

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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Darcy explaining to Elizabeth why she should marry him despite him ruining, perhaps forever, the happiness of a most beloved sister:

Elizabeth:

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Perks of living in a Jane Austen novel: You are known by your last name, so nobody will notice that your first name is Fitzwilliam

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your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈