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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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I don't think anyone needs Israeli officials to say shit, everyone knows that only fucking Israel would remotely detonate hundreds of pagers simultaneously across all of Lebanon, injuring over 2700 and killing 9 including a child (so far). No one else would, let's be honest.

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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

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I have no empathy for the women who regret dogpiling amber heard bc they couldn’t convince me for a second that Depp didn’t do all of that. None of that misinformation campaign had any effect on me. You have to have a deeply misogynistic streak to have found any kind of validity or humor in that.

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This discourse telling bi women to leave their boyfriends at home during pride is absolutely ridiculous for so many reasons, main one being is that allies are allowed to go to pride, you know that right? People have to also let go of this idea that they can 'tell' who is queer. No you can't! Plenty of trans men pass as cis men, and plenty of bi women date bi men.

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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

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When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

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I did Avian August over on insta last month so now u can expect daily pigeon/clowns

Day 1 is the common bronzewing!

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Ch😅