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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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Btw guys I will get to the requests it's just school is on my ass rn

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I see you have tf2 requests open!!

Could I get some headcannons for demoman with a tomboy, mechanic, sorta nerdy reader?? Thank you!!! : )))

Thank you for the ask!!!!

Demoman x tomboy! Reader

Because you didn't specify gender it will be gender-neutral!

At first, when you joined the team he didn't pay much attention towards you. He just saw you as another teammate maybe a pal to drink with.

You spent most of your time with engie seeing how both of your jobs surrounded around building machines, with you making your ammo and guns.

Demo is also kinda a nerd, he does make is own bombs and is quite passionate about it (as seen in his meet the demo vid)

After some time being with the team you've gotten used to the dynamic, and part of that dynamic is being put on demo duty. When demo gets too drunk someone has to deal with him so he doesn't end up killing himself. And for you it's your turn

You end up dragging his ass to his room. With him immediately passing out. You take this time to look around his room a bit. The room filled with bottles of scrumpy and stuff presumingly from his home country. You take a look at his bombs set on a far table on the left of his room. It looks like he was in progress on some of these. He's going to need these for battle tomorrow, I'll just finish it for him, you think.

You pass out as soon as your done with the bombs. Demo wakes up and sees you he smiles a bit then wakes up. "Ey wake up," "huh what, oh hey Demo" you start to stretch. Demo coughs a bit awkwardly "Hey thanks for ya'know," he gestures towards the bombs, "Fixing them up for me." you get up and start to walk away. "Yeah, yeah no biggie, see you on the battlefield."

That's when Demo really started to notice you. He started paying attention to you more and really hanging around you more. You guys started having more active conversations then just small talk while drinking.

These conversations now and then turned into a great friendship. With you mostly hanging out in Demo's room. Talking about anything that comes to mind. But every now and then Demo seeks you out in your room.

"Heh good times," Demo finishes telling his stories of him and soldier. You wipe a small tear from laughing so hard. "Oh I can imagine, I wouldn't expect less from soldier." Demo starts to get a bit tongue-tied when he looks at you, bright smile and your cute laughter made him practically die on the spot. "Hey, Demo you ok?" You ask a smirk still on your lips "Oh uh yeah im fine," He takes a swig of scrumpy and blushes a bit it's not too noticeable but it's there.

After that night Demo started acting off around you more and kept his eye on you in battle more than he would before. It wasn't until his mother beat it into her son's brain did he realize he liked you. He didn't know if it was the way you looked, fought, or even talked but he loved it all.

Being in the same room with you was good enough for him, he would love to spends hours listening to you talk about your little gizmos and gadgets. Don't get him started on the way you fight he swoons when he sees you.

It takes him a while to actually tell you how he feels but when he does he pours his heart out to you.

SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, I HAVE SCHOOL, AND IM IN A PLAY SO THAT'S WHAT HAS BEEN EATING UP MY TIME.

I hope you like it!

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My tf2 hyper fixation is going so, request some tf2 x reader!! I need mental help 😓

No romance request for pyro because I head cannon them as aro/ace

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me_irl

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Anyway....

I'm looking at all of you 👁️👁️

Guys I mean fictional bf don't come at me-

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I got some works in progress so get bready

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Hey! Can I request some Sally Face headcanons for Sal and Larry (separately please!) With a female s/o whose footsteps are very quiet, almost silent, and they use that to sneak up on and scare the two boys? (or kiss, lol)

Of course, I can!!! Thank you for the request!!

Larry

Because of all the metal music he listens to he almost never hears you.

Along with your ninja-like movement, Larry never sees you either.

When you sneak up on him he's almost always chilling or zoning out.

That gives you the time to strike.

Similar to a cat, you do a little 'butt wiggle' then jump on his back

This scares the SHIT out of him.

He once screamed so loud that Sal thought he was a little girl.

No matter how many times you do this he never expects it.

Sometimes he looks behind his back to see if you're there.

You make up for the scare by peppering with kisses on his cheek.

He gets flustered and eventually cuddles with you.

'You're his girl'

Sal

Unlike Larry, he doesn't get super scared but he will be a little worried.

Sal thought for a long time that no one could ever sneak up on him.

That changed real quick.

When you scare Sal you just hug his waist and snuggle your head into his neck.

You can't tell with the mask but he's smiling

You have jumped off a countertop

You can't do that anymore

He's scared you're going to hurt yourself, you get in over your head.

He has karate chopped you in self-defense. (He felt so bad)

His mask hides his blush when get steal a hug from him.

'No matter what you do, he loves you'

I hope you liked this and is what you wanted!

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REQUESTS

Hello, fellow goblins, this my request rules for what and who ill write for. Just know this is an LGBTQ+ friendly blog, so you're all welcome here.

Fandoms:

Overwatch

Tf2

Sally face

Beetlejuice (movie/musical) (specify in request)

Stardew valley

Monster prom

NANBAKA

New Game

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Haikyuu!!

Assassination Classroom

My Hero Academia

Obey me

Genshin impact

What I'll do:

Blush Blush

MCU (Avengers mostly)

Headcanons

Oneshots

Drabbles

Extra:

I will do SFW and NSFW unless it's with minors, pedophilia will not be tolerated ever.

You can request up to 4 characters (separately) in one ask for one scenario

This is an X Reader page, no Ocs or Character x character.

You must specify what the gender you prefer, if not I will make it gender-neutral for all readers.

I have the right to deny any request given if it makes me uncomfortable.

I do have school so it’s hard to update, stick with me please. 

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Now request and enjoy, goblins.