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Cowbians stuff hope you enjoy

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Most bats can actually be sorted into one of four groups. Happy batwatching out there!

(left > right, top > bottom: canyon bat, some sort of generic vesper bat & leaf nosed bat, visored bat & pendlebury roundleaf bat, flying fox)

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There is wisdom in the woods. There are blessings in the brooks. 💚🍃

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Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

Hey everybody watch this

I'm God's favourite

I'm always right and I'm never gonna die

(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it

I'm way too sexy to fuck this up

It's okay I've done this a hundred times

This is gonna to be on purpose

Hello you're watching Jackass

Check out this cool magic trick

If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison

It's okay, I saw this on TikTok

This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts

My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce

If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*

I'm doing this as a prank

Could a mentally ill person do THIS

Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live

I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom

The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option

I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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I know that Peter’s Jackson Lord of the Rings trilogy technically has flaws but also….it doesn’t. It’s perfect.

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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

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Posting another Hozier drawing because I’m a sucker for backlighting

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on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good

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last line game

rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

was tagged by @purgetrooperfox :D

ehhhhhh drew another Bez during lecture yesterday

(my man has such drawable face, I swear, very shape)

no pressure tags n all that, go have fun if u wanna!

@unknownangels @hauntedjpeg @eggsilogs @ursusarctosh @mangavo @t-i-g-g-s @forbodium and whoever else wants to have a go

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btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off