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Towering decapod crustaceans walk across fields full of warm and steamy springs to keep themselves warm in the middle of winter. These giants start out their lives as drab little crabs sticking all sorts of muck onto their shells, just like decorator crabs!- unlike decorator crabs, these yet to be nammed moving landmasses get to disproportional huge sizes, no matter what. They're probably the largest living thing in the marshes alongside fungal colonies growing on the peat. What do they eat? dragons, of course! what else would a crab eat?

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Economists with their short-sighted focus on money and income sadly fail to see the desires and values of people, the desire to sacrifice their body on the altar of the machine and become one with the glorious cybernetic machine-god that ushers in the future.

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captain america comic where some mad scientist is kidnapping people for experiments to recreate the super-soldier serum for vince mcmahon

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The tachyon lance is too slow for my purposes. I need something that can kill a motherfucker in the past. I need to jack a Barbarossa and stick a Lich to its apocalypse rail to smoke a fool before they were born.

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By kenva

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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we’ve entered into a rare astrological phenomenon in which two elf-heavy shows air one after another with dungeon meshi every thursday and frieren every friday. the implications of this once in a lifetime event are unclear but professionals in the field of elf studies predict “a metric fuckload of off-model out of character elf porn on twitter. like real dexter’s mom type builds on these decidedly not mom shaped elves”

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delightful to walk past a weir when the night is clear and the river is full and the stupid fucking part of my brain looks at the smooth arc of the water folding back into itself and thinks "we could sleep there" buddy that will kill me. to death

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I wanna read this so bad

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man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

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if tumblr dies you will find me in all the little things that remind you of me - mannerisms, figures of speech, certain jokes, pieces of media you gave me the honor of sharing with you. you may also find me in fighting game lobbies trying to convince people that i am a bodhisattva

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One fun fact about me is that there is a pit in the forest. It is a part of me. I do not know where my reflection ends and I begin and I am so entwined with its murky waters I have begun to wonder if I am human at all, or if I am some creation of mud and wood given life against its will. When I die look for me in the pit. I will be in there, watching you.

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals