mancunian-death-worm
mancunian-death-worm
*To The Tune Of Kero Kero Bonito*
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Everything I make is a mistake dodododododododo
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mancunian-death-worm 2 hours ago
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Sure, boss, I鈥檇 still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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In relation to recent news.
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mancunian-death-worm 17 hours ago
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mmmmMMMMWAHHHH
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mancunian-death-worm 17 hours ago
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pleas i beg you play look outside
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mancunian-death-worm 17 hours ago
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im still thinking about Look Outside. biting my night guard in half
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mancunian-death-worm 17 hours ago
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morning family
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mancunian-death-worm 23 hours ago
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Get cramped idiot
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mancunian-death-worm 2 days ago
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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 馃珱 peas
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mancunian-death-worm 2 days ago
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Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.
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mancunian-death-worm 2 days ago
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Trans people don't need to disclose that they're trans to you before you date them but i definitely think cis people should start disclosing they're cis instead of just saying "im a girl/boy" cause dating a cis person is a commitment not everyone has the time for. Like buying a bird
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mancunian-death-worm 2 days ago
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both designs are now available as both matte and holographic stickers! 鉁煉婐煣答煆筹笍鈥嶁毀锔忊湪
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mancunian-death-worm 3 days ago
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mancunian-death-worm 3 days ago
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my "suicidal pervert" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my well-being
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Two stunning winners 鉁笍
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mancunian-death-worm 4 days ago
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goodbye youtube i was more or less out of videos to watch anyway
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mancunian-death-worm 5 days ago
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the two girls i hate and want to hit very hard!
chris is there as well
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