My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because heâs bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.Â
Here are some of my favorites:
-âBabe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skinâ
-After stealing all of the blankets:Â âThis is my right as a humanâ
-After I take the blankets back:Â âI donât want your freedom, America. Just blanketâ
-Sometimes he just says âHello?â as if heâs answering a phone call
-One night he just said âCabbageâ which is weird because he doesnât know the english word for that when heâs awake.Â
-After spooning me:Â âYou have a nice buttâ
-âWho is that in the corner?â (terrifying)
-âWatch out for the red ladyâ (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like heâs speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to âeverywhereâ and then just said âhello?â after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: âThis is MY yogurt, Satanâ
We do not deserve dogs. I don't care what you say or think. Whether they are a lesser being or not, they cherish us and love us despite the hardships they're put through either by you yourself, a past owner, or the fact that they have some disease. Some are lucky and don't have to deal with any of that and that's when you deserve your dog. My dad just yelled at me about how they're lesser than us because I said I hate how she always licks my feet???
Lin burped during âDear Theodosiaâ and all I can think of is that one time when Groff burped perfectly during the rest of âYouâll Be Backâ @purelintrash (do you maybe have it :D? *waggles eyebrows*)