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kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

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anon requested: modern politicians coming out to the media

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On the move (bus?); Bay Boys never sleep. And apparently neither do I.

No, that’s still not Bill.

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Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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“Bisexuals don’t belong in the LGBT community” ohhh ok I guess the B stands for ‘bitch’ and that’s where you fit in, gotcha

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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

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Connor: What do you want, dickbag?

Evan: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?

Connor: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster".

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Baby Alex in a tutu...?

precious bb

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all he had to do was die

Saw a Street Sign with great hair today.

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Dogs

We do not deserve dogs. I don't care what you say or think. Whether they are a lesser being or not, they cherish us and love us despite the hardships they're put through either by you yourself, a past owner, or the fact that they have some disease. Some are lucky and don't have to deal with any of that and that's when you deserve your dog. My dad just yelled at me about how they're lesser than us because I said I hate how she always licks my feet???

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Lin burped during “Dear Theodosia” and all I can think of is that one time when Groff burped perfectly during the rest of “You’ll Be Back” @purelintrash (do you maybe have it :D? *waggles eyebrows*)

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I JAVE NEVER LOVED SOMETHING SO MUCH

Brace!Alex screaming in One Last Ride and everyone laughing at him Poor child ;w;

HE’S TRYING HIS BEST DON’T LAUGH AT HIM