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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

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they're fucking banning being emo 😭😭

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BBC Sound Of 2025: Radio 1 Meets....Chappell Roan

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”

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it's true and you should say it.

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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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and the crowd isn't surprised. i hate it here.

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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

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Valera Lutfullina, Racing

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Okay so I got Rednote because I heard about the whole migration thing and I never bothered to sign up before, and the cultural exchange has just been really fascinating

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Favorite thing about the Red Note shenanigans: Mongolian ranchers suddenly gaining a rabid following of American horse girls and being like "we knew you had cowboys but we didn't know you value and love horses as friends like we do, this is excellent"

Mongolian rancher 🤝 American horse girl synergy I guess

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gotta admit, I didn’t see this coming.

if you’d told me last week that everyone was ditching tiktok in favor of the explicitly chinese version of the app, rednote, where they are welcomed as “tiktok refugees” and being taught mandarin by everyday chinese citizens (and helping kids with their english homework), I would’ve laughed in your face.

I’m guessing they’ll both get banned but god is this so fucking funny.

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I'm reading an article in The New Yorker about potential plagiarism in romantasy land and they talked to a number of authors to provide context. Including . . . . Cassandra Clare.

I just . . . you talked to CC in a story about alleged plagiarism in fiction? I have passed away from a terminal case of irony.

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