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Deity of Petty😂

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

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I became friends with an Indian lady recently and we were talking about saris and I’ve expressed my admiration for them,upon hearing that her face lit up with delight!

“Do you want one?I have hundreds of them!” She said and I’ve replied:

“Yes please!”

She explained as much as possible how to wear it and if I’d get stuck to just YouTube it😅

I thought she’d bring me one set…

She brought me EIGHT,EIGHT complete sari sets!😱

She was so happy that someone outside of her culture expressed an interest in their traditional clothing!

Can white Hindus wear saris?

Yes.

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Stardew husband stardew husband

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Been playing Stardew Valley for two weeks straight...I need help

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i love him but this is definitely how he acts

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So I tried to draw Ralph all by myself for the first time, it`s not perfect by any means but for a first try it's not too shabby 🙈

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Ralph after few beers:

“I’ve set few traps around your farm, let’s see if I can catch you in one of them again”😂

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Picrew literally read my mind regarding my last post😂😂😂

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Just been researching park/forest ranger uniforms as a reference for drawing Ralph and it made me realise that his uniform looks more like a Game Warden than a state ranger!

My imagination went wild and I got this wild thought:

“I bet he fucking has a big ass riffle in that station”😂😂

Next I imagined Ralph catching someone from Olive Town ogling his wife in her pretty summer dress and giving them a death stare.

“Just so you know pal, I have hunting riffle and know how to dispose of a body in a forest, so don’t even think about it.” 😂😂😂

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Another attempt at Ralph.

Damn you, picrew…😵😍👌

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Doctor,my heart aches for you,and you are the cure...

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9/10 doctors say dONT DRINK THIS

he is 1/10 but got that 10/10 smile

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‘Just a small scratch honey...’

Doctor testing his mysterious medication on his wife again😆

I’m screwed,I’ve discovered Picrew😂 prepare for Doctor and Ralph picrew overload

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Ralph’s proposal

Slightly modified in Procreate to add the blue feather...

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‘Just a small scratch honey...’

Doctor testing his mysterious medication on his wife again😆

I’m screwed,I’ve discovered Picrew😂 prepare for Doctor and Ralph picrew overload

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Obviously this is the right choice

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I married the right one❤️