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ok so like i got into coffee right and bought all this coffee gear like a v60 and grinder and whatnot, and it's fun but sometimes my mom is like "why not just buy a machine and not fiddle with this knicknack" but anyone whose hobby is doing something that's usually done as a commodity in a better and more involved way knows that like, all that work is the fun part. it's fun to grind coffee myself, it's fun to fiddle with the chemistry experiment looking ass thing spurt out coffee. i like that work because it's fun work that i wanna do

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hold on how does this work exactly

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Really love the concept of mommy subs and bottoms.

Like, just this beautifully plush body of this mature and nurturing woman holding your hand as you hold her thighs up with a strong grip around her ankles, her breasts and stomach moving in motion with your steady, rhythmic thrusting. Each time you bottom out inside of her she tells you how good a job you’re doing and that she knows how much energy you’ve had lately and how happy she is to help you blow off some steam and feel good about yourself.

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positive catgirl affirmation: your claws and teeth are SO sharp. you CAN destroy anything you want. you DESERVE headpats. you ARE full of incredible CHAOS and VIOLENCE.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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How many gifted young "boys" turned out to be puppy girls who don't want to be valued for their intelligence at all anymore? Cause I know it's not just me

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Meeee!!!

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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how do i start to draw furry art i have absolutely no prior art experience whatsoever

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When folks tell you that socialism is a white ideology, show them this thread. (x)

my twitter

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hell if you DO know me in real life, then do NOT interact with me!

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

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i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam

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I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

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i would love this, a few problems though; - someone could plant mushrooms or any quickly spreading thing and now all your neighbors are involuntarily growing mushrooms - i would plant those mushrooms

in my opinion it is essential to make a "right to garden" law that means no one can stop you from growing whatever you want in your yard.

I think it should even apply to renters so a landlord is required to allow you to have a garden

And I think this can become a reality

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I've been accused of thinking men are ontologically evil a couple of times, and to be clear, I would never absolve shitty dudes of responsibility like that. Men who are evil have the opportunity to choose otherwise.

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The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.