mallowgeist

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enjoying a character is so embarassing like ugh yes i do want to buy this thing that has him on it. just because it has him on it. what next. a fucking shrine? get real.

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I forgot his leggy until it was too late so no prosthetic, oopsie

next time.

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give this man some BODY HAIR

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hell yeah

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gloomy. Baby. boy.

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people here like mha right?

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maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

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There are two wolves inside you. One is withdrawn, hot movie Snape. The other is feral book Snape who'll stab you with a spoon.

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Snape: *sitting up in hospital for the first time after Nagini, very confused, Brittany Spears is playing in the distance*

Snape: ugh, where am I?

Y/n: *in a dance battle with a nurse*

Y/n: OH MERLIN MY BABYGIRLS AWAKE

Snape: *to the nurse* Fucking kill me.

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another new patch for my vest

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He's absolutely perfect

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big muscles are only sexy to me if theyre softened by a nice healthy layer of subcutaneous fat. i will never understand the appeal of super toned ripped washboard abs or biceps

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練習

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Severus Snape.

Always.

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the birth of slutty puppycat

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Who needs to think when you can have gigantic milky cow tits?