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people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

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I love seeing people that weren’t here for the golden age of being able to edit other people’s posts

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if you are in high school and you follow me idc if you learn nothing else from me, but learn this: do not join the fucking military. they will promise you all sorts of things in exchange for joining their muder-system for a few years. do not listen to them. you won’t find a sense of purpose, you won’t find an adventure, you might not even get the money they promise you for college. if you survive, you’ll come back with blood on your hands, feeling just as aimless as before except knowing you’re a killer. the government will drop you like hot potatoes the second you are not useful to them, and you will be on your own with nothing but some ptsd and a more intimate understanding of the phrase “blood for oil.”

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me, showing my family something online:

 my computer: Gamergirlpee69 is now playing Huniepop

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“we got a lot of well-deserved criticism” there was a lawsuit, todd

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TIL that despite creator Doug TenNapel’s objections, Earthworm Jim has come out as a proud, gay trans man.

via reddit.com

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Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

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Cursed

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Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

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