malicemizer
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I had a dream that I wrestled a bat and got bit and had to get a rabies shot but like I’m not gonna tell the EPA where the bat is at cause it’s not her fault she didn’t ask to be a reservoir for the most fatal virus we know of she was probably just scared it’s okay girl I forgive you. But I think irl my cat actually bit me on the hand in my sleep probably idk what do yall think
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you are someone's hated mutual in law
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i gotta be honest that weird little emo creature who made you a cookie but then eated it only had itself to blame
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trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.
we need him more than ever before
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Man I try to be happy for other lgbt people that do their thing and are happy with their lives but. Seriously the whole. Getting married and then getting pregnant thing…? 10 years ago you were a riot grrl lesbian get your act together
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This went from a silly story about me being very obviously autistic at a young age to me being very obviously autistic at an adult age.
Wait. I just remembered how I “learned” Santa wasn’t real. I never really thought Santa was real, it just didn’t make sense to me. But I went along with it to make my parents happy. Anyway cue me being like 7 years old and I look up on the windows Xp-running mammoth of a computer st Nicholas. Because I’ve always been a pedantic shithead. And that’s how I learned that st Nicholas was a real person (his name’s been anglicized) from either Norway or Denmark I can’t remember rn but yeah I learned that and was like ohhhh okay. And I figured every adult knew that and that they carry on the tradition because it’s a Christian holiday and most Americans are Christian (@ my 7 year old self: wait till you learn about Muslims, Jewish, Hindu, pagan, etc people who grew up here or have been here a long time) but I only realized just now how many adults did not fucking know that. That most adults just celebrate Christmas because that’s… just what you do in December 25th. Even in countries that don’t have a Christian majority. Like.
But this also speaks to a larger pattern of me thinking with my brain. Like when I realized (at about 8 years old idk) that the order we arrange the seasons in (as in which goes first and which goes last) is completely arbitrary so various cultures having different days (according to the Gregorian calendar) that they celebrate new years also makes… complete sense. So imagine the bubble of mine that was bursted when I realized in a technology based world that’s been increasingly globalized, nearly every country on earth has made it policy to use the Gregorian calendar. And that their culture’s calendar is saved for religious and sometimes a secondary calendar in legal writings n such. Or like, numbers? Other languages’ number systems aren’t used nearly as much anymore???? I guess depending on the language and region but YOU KNOW LIKE AAAAGAGAGDGFHHEHFHG I hate American hegemony.
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Wait. I just remembered how I “learned” Santa wasn’t real. I never really thought Santa was real, it just didn’t make sense to me. But I went along with it to make my parents happy. Anyway cue me being like 7 years old and I look up on the windows Xp-running mammoth of a computer st Nicholas. Because I’ve always been a pedantic shithead. And that’s how I learned that st Nicholas was a real person (his name’s been anglicized) from either Norway or Denmark I can’t remember rn but yeah I learned that and was like ohhhh okay. And I figured every adult knew that and that they carry on the tradition because it’s a Christian holiday and most Americans are Christian (@ my 7 year old self: wait till you learn about Muslims, Jewish, Hindu, pagan, etc people who grew up here or have been here a long time) but I only realized just now how many adults did not fucking know that. That most adults just celebrate Christmas because that’s… just what you do in December 25th. Even in countries that don’t have a Christian majority. Like.
But this also speaks to a larger pattern of me thinking with my brain. Like when I realized (at about 8 years old idk) that the order we arrange the seasons in (as in which goes first and which goes last) is completely arbitrary so various cultures having different days (according to the Gregorian calendar) that they celebrate new years also makes… complete sense. So imagine the bubble of mine that was bursted when I realized in a technology based world that’s been increasingly globalized, nearly every country on earth has made it policy to use the Gregorian calendar. And that their culture’s calendar is saved for religious and sometimes a secondary calendar in legal writings n such. Or like, numbers? Other languages’ number systems aren’t used nearly as much anymore???? I guess depending on the language and region but YOU KNOW LIKE AAAAGAGAGDGFHHEHFHG I hate American hegemony.
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Something bad happened here.
I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.
#the post is WAY older than these comments#and is also just a bit#but that doesn’t mean I won’t question my fellow man#because what the FUCK are you talking about
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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people
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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.
#can I do this in my mid-late20s instead?#oh wait I used to get bullied for asking for permission to do anything#question cancelled the answer is very clear to me now
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#oh my god what I would give to go run through this field#I know I know I’m acclimated to dry heat now so my return to the homeland is imminent but I need a vacation to somewhere humid every once#in a while
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But also no hate to my soon-to-be-maybe-idk-ex partner. If you know who they are don’t send them anything but I’m only mutuals with adults who know how to behave themselves so I don’t expect any of yall to do anything.
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It’s truly diabolical of my GI system to start acting up as SOON as I start getting anxious and wanting to cry over life stuff. Like great, thanks, I’m crying over [personal issue] and now I have to take what is likely going to be an awful shit. Thanks.
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I haven’t talked about my personal life on here much recently but I’m pretty sure I’m going through a breakup? Idk. Whatever the case my life is like a depression themed amv now
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Lele pancha (Estoy intentando terminar un boceto, pero me muero cada vez que veo a Rangi, parece un gato mojado :,c)
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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart




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James Baldwin speaking
#if anyone is surprised by James Baldwin having been anti Zionist idk what else to tell you#reading comprehension machine broke. no bope
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