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@hecrowned​     :     THE  WAY  YOU  SHUSHED  ME  WAS  QUITE  RUDE.

paint   -   stained   finger   was   held   up   rather   condescendingly,   brow   arched   as   she   tried   to   get   the   last   bit   of   the   shadow   over   the   canvas               ———               SHE   WAS   NEARLY   FINISHED,      or   she   would   be   if   he   stopped   fidgeting.   not   that   it   really   mattered   because   she   didn’t   really   need   him   still,   it   wasn’t   meant   to   be   so   exact   but   her   FOCUS   REQUIRED   IT.               “      it   wasn’t   rude,   bennyboo.      ”               the   nickname   thick   on   the   tip   of   her   tongue,   almost   nostalgic.   she   hadn’t   used   it   against   him   in   quite   a   bit.               “      i   just   did   this,      ”               and   then   she   moved   to   the   side   to   better   meet   his   gaze   and   loudly,   over-exaggeratedly   SHHHHHHHH’d   him,   its   sound   obnoxiously   jarring               ———               paired   with   the   flick   from   her   paintbrush,   small   droplets   of   dark   paint   just   barely   missing   him.   it   probably   wasn’t   the   worst   she   could   do.               “      if   this   comes   out   ugly,   I’M   BLAMING   YOU.      ”

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natalie alyn lind on instagram.

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I bought in, finally, after a lifetime of being too goddamned scared, and you punished me for it!

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MAL     :     UNGLAMOURED. 

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My rot is as hungry as me. & when God asks me about love, I always respond with cruelty.

Yves Olade, from “Belovéd” (via voirlvmer)

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Who cares what people think? I do. TELL ME A STORY - 2.06 “Lost and Found”

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anyways this is not a mal blog anymore this is a ben defense squad bc apparently nobody knows how to leave him alone (:

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i’ve always seen this dumb post circulating around the desc fandom tag --- where it compares ben’s “it’s hard being what i’m not” line from chillin’ like a villain to his fight with mal during their lunch --- and i don’t know how else to say that the two are not the same at all ??????? mal chose to go blonde and change her attire --- it’s shown specifically in the books that she goes to evie and asks for her help. ben needed to act like a vk on the ISLE so he wouldn’t die and get caught ???? the worst that could happen to mal in auradon if she didn’t dress and act differently was get judged, and let’s face it --- that’s nothing new. mal’s change is completely of her own volition. it’s her own form of survival, to fit in and feel like she could be a different person and live with it. but it’s nothing compared to the risks ben took in traveling to the isle and going undercover, pretending to be someone else for the sake of NOT DYING.

they’re not the same. stop comparing them.

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MALIA BLAIR’S ART.

© highly recommend checking them out, talented af.

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starters  /  prompts taken from various game grumps’   ten minute power hour   videos .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary . 

“  stop throwing stuff  ,  what is wrong with you  ?!  ”

“  turn on the magic of colored lights  ,  you jerks  ”

“  there’s a warrant out for my arrest  ”

“  this is just a blob  ”

“  i’m yelling in general not at you  ”

“  what if a child ate these  ,  then they would die of glass poisoning  ”

“  how did kids do this when they were childs ?  ”

“  take your cup off the raft you animal  ”

“  how do you not know your soda trivia  ,  you dope ?  ”

“  it tastes like cough medicine but good  ”

“  i think i’m losing feeling in my right arm  ”

“  i should be in a carnival  ”

“  i got the sugar shakes  ”

“  it’s a four  ,  as in the amount of days i have left to live  ”

“  i feel so weak  ”

“  i don’t have a sense of smell anymore  ”

“  drink it you armadillo  ”

“  ew no no oh no no  —  oh that’s not bad  ”

“  it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet  ”

“  i love MSG  —  that stands for mighty good soup  ”

“  if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great  ”

“  the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat  ”

“  i’m your dad  ”

“  you need to grow up .  it’s time to grow up  ”

“  i can’t open my eye it’s glued shut  ”

“  i’m a little bumblebee  ,  bzzzzz  ”

“  who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ?  ”

“  great news on the friendship front :  you’re my friend  ”

“  we better call some hospitals  ”

“  i’m already so sweaty  ”

“  there’s some kind of dinosaur wearing pants  ”

“  looking at this makes me feel like i’m having a stroke  ”

“  what does arizona look like ?  ”

“  i’m here with all of my friends in a hot  ,  nasty  ,  sweaty corner  ”

“  you see a spiced up dino  ,  you want that boy to smile  ”

“  i’m not gonna pretend i’m not jealous  ”

“  dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah  ”

“  we don’t have the necessary amount of woops  ”

“  i don’t want a pumpkin growing in my belly  ”

“  what are you  ,  my bully from middle school ?  ”

“  pumpkins were made by god to scare children away  ”

“  he’s already dead  ”

“  i feel good about what we’ve done here today  ”

“  ooo  ,  sparkles  ”

“  i’m trying to be beautiful  ”

“  oh we’re gonna fucking die  ”

“  are we penalized for screaming ?  ”

“  we look tasty  ”