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Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
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men are sexy and hot actually. you’re not wrong for being a man or liking men. you’re actually incredibly attractive for doing that. btw
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WELL, YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK, I’M A WOMAN’S MAN, NO TIME TO SQUAWK.
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Tumblr should have a public 'blocked by' count. just to generate drama. still no follower count though just how many people have your ass blocked
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I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage
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Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating
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i think in pokemon the humans should also only be able to know 4 moves
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‘are you afab or amab’ why? you tryna figure out what typa holes i got? you tryna bang??
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they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .
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some of yall are lying, i know not all of you were "a pleasure to have in class"
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Okay kids buckle up for the INSANE story I just heard from my little brother
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