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Me, trying to lure the aliens out of Area 51:

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I’ve been practicing. Really, now?

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Would Storm Area 51: 

Would Not:

Has Something to Hide in Area 51: 

Is Kept Inside Area 51: 

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And did you think this fool could never win?

Well look at me, I’m a-coming back again.

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thor’s arms (ragnarok edition) - for anonymous 💪

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Boris Johnson is Prime Minister

Dumb and dumber.

We are in the bad timeline, aren’t we?

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with all this marvel hype i just wanna remind everyone that valkyrie is a bisexual character played by a bisexual actress and y’all can actually use the word bisexual to describe her! she doesn’t have to be queer or gay or sapphic and she definitely shouldn’t be described as a lesbian.

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me: *is born*

me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,

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It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

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I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

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peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

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Best alarm clock ever.

via @winnie.and.malla

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