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"old taylors" standing trapped behind a glass cage while she stands in front of them and performs is high-key giving he's got my past frozen behind glass. but i've got me. im shaking

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james potter did NOT mature and grow up for a girl. he grew up and changed the way he acted because his best friend had just left his toxic family and moved in with him. james potter matured for sirius black. because he knew that he needed to be a better person and role model for sirius. he didn’t changed to get a girl, it just happened that lilly evans finally realised what a great person james was.

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happy 2021✨☁️🌙

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

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(b)romance

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I've read fucking smut in front of people and they've never known because I never make a face.

But the MINUTE Person A does something sweet for Person B in the domestic fluff I'm reading, I start smiling a fucking idiot. What the fuck.

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he’s just so ✨pretty✨

mess with me

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Avengers as Weird Shit I’ve Said

This is for @yournonlocalpoc because she asked for more💕

Peter: “if tomatoes are fruit, wouldn’t that make ketchup jam?”

Tony: “everything is a trigger for me. Laugh now, cry later type shit.”

Steve: “For every two Ls you get, you make a dub, see-” *makes two Ls with fingers and angles them to make a W*

Bucky: “I keep forgetting how uncensored Netflix is, so every time a titty pops up I’m like ‘oh wow… nice’”

Sam: “Sprinkles are so nasty. They’re like stickers for ice cream.”

Thor: “sex is a disgusting act and everyone who does it is going to hell”

Rhodey: “I choose not to ask questions. I just go here”

Natasha: “She really had the nerve to ask me if I was sick. Like no bitch, I’m just blowing snot out of my nose as a defense mechanism”

Wanda: “How’re you gonna be a bad bitch when you can’t even see?,”

Vision: “my kink is putting plastic bags over my head and taking long naps”

Scott: “Throw packs of fruit snacks on me like it’s money and I’m a stripper”

Clint: “He fucking smells like wet cornbread and baby powder!”

Wade: “I’m like communication, I go both ways, bitch,”

Fury: “That’s so desperate! It’s like ‘OH IMMA STICK MY DICK IN A FLASHLIGHT’”

Loki: “Now THAT right there is why I WON’T do anal with you!,”

Maria: “in terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin”

Pietro: “I’ll be the ‘lil bit messy, aggressive’ spoon”

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Lmao I went ahead and did something else quick too bc I needed a distraction. Hope y’all laughed even a little bit. Might do a part two to this one😂

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i love this so mf much-

How about mob! Seb and the kid of the police chief! reader

OKAY but this is a mf-ing concept!!! 

alright so your dad is the chief and you and Mob!Seb are having a secret relationship

your dad doesn’t know anything about it, obviously and it’s kind of thrilling for you to be going out with the town’s notorious bad guy while being a cop’s daughter

maybe that’s what makes your relationship exciting

your dad was a strict man, and you still lived with your parents, plus you had a curfew

so Seb would always park his car near your street, waiting for you to sneak out of the house so he can take his girl for a drive or spend some time together at his place later in the night

he’d wait for you, leaning against his expensive car and his smile getting bigger and bigger when you got closer. 

“There she is, my babygirl! I missed you so much all day, you have no idea!” he’d mumble against your skin as he hugs you tight. 

having to meet in secret and keep your relationship hidden made each moment you spent together much more exciting

he had started getting cocky in bed as well;

“Bet your daddy doesn’t know you call me daddy too, huh?” 

“Look at you, you’re my personal little slut, aren’t you babygirl?” 

“You’re my dirty little secret, aren’t you?”

Or on nights when he just can't help himself, he'd sneak up into your room while your dad was out working late, or fast asleep

And he'd fuck you good in your bed;

Placing his hand on your mouth to keep you quiet while he pounds into you

"shh, don't wanna get caught now, do we babygirl?"

okay but mob!seb would spoil the hell out of his girl

to a point where it became hard for you to hide all the money and the gifts he gave you almost daily. 

designer bags and shoes

endlessly shopping trips

cash

jewelry

a necklace with his last name on it which you had to hide under your shirts all the time

you’d hear your dad and his mates talking about your boyfriend often, and whenever they got a lead on him, you’d text him to let him know so he can watch out for the cops.

“marry me” Seb would tell you often, while in bed

or while driving around the city at night

or while eating junk food in his kitchen late at night

you’d always laugh and tell him, “My dad will kill you.” 

and he’d just chuckle and reply with “Let’s run away then.” 

you’d then tell him that your dad would shoot you if you ever did

“Well, that leaves me no choice but to steal you away from your dad.” he’d say, leaning in to kiss you. 

you’d laugh and tell him he’s crazy. 

“I’ll make you mine one day though baby, don’t you worry.” he’d kiss you again, as though sealing his promise. 

“Hmm sure babe, sure. Drop me home for now, before my dad kills us both.”  

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This is a gem.

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Yes sirrrr

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES 

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER (2021)

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Is it too late to make Cursed Child memes?

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Stefan and Damon wouldn't have fallen in love with Elena if they didn't meet Katherine first there I said it

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will NEVER be over Sammy Lieberman.

Still not over Sammy Lieberman.