malachimulligan
buck mulligan
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malachimulligan 17 hours ago
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we have a new truncated decachoron.
Make it popular.
And now I present.
THE FACETED TRUNCATED ICOSIDODECAHEDRA
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SPREAD IT FARTHER AND WIDER THAN THE TRUNCATED DECACHORON EVER WENT!
GO FORTH MY TROOPS!
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malachimulligan 17 hours ago
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my telephone number is the 51st mersenne prime. that way we can schedule a meeting to hand me over all your wordly possessions, including, but not limited to, your man sized dodecahedron. i know you have it. i need it
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malachimulligan 17 hours ago
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it looks like hes wearing a black metal shirt
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malachimulligan 17 hours ago
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I'm a genius
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malachimulligan 17 hours ago
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i repeat:
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malachimulligan 18 hours ago
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my brain may have made this up, but i will not check it for the life of me:
i remember trump firing his personal chef cause he put broccoli in the ketchup. this seems absurd enough to be true.
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malachimulligan 18 hours ago
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one thing i like is when characters have some sort of pent up anger against someone and it majorly influences the way they think about them, but this is never confronted. there is no catharsis.
this also seems to be abnormally often directed towards their fathers (stephen dedalus, james & cam ramsay, the narrator from a la recherche du temps perdu (though less obvious (bracket inside bracket inside bracket)))
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malachimulligan 19 hours ago
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set them on fire
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malachimulligan 20 hours ago
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malachimulligan 2 days ago
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I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up
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malachimulligan 2 days ago
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woah, i noticed you're mildly vocal about wanting basic rights, this could infringe on the privilege of others
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malachimulligan 2 days ago
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We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.
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malachimulligan 3 days ago
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my favorite boy wears the coolest blouses
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malachimulligan 3 days ago
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i just saw an american put bacon on a croissant. i hate the french as much as the next guy, but that feels like a cardinal sin
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malachimulligan 3 days ago
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Always your heart will be aching for me and your mind will give you the doubtful consolation that you did a brave thing.
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malachimulligan 3 days ago
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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
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malachimulligan 4 days ago
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