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Realizing it's March 1st fills me with the same levels of excitement I felt as a kid waking up on Christmas

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Ebony Dark’ness, you will always be famous to me

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Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique

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New plan:

I start selling outrageously expensive withchraft soaps. Every piece is promised to have a spell in it according to what you need, soaps for wisdom, soaps for clarity, soaps for good luck in board games. One of them is a soap that promises faithfulness, but it's one's spouse who must use it. The kind of rich ladies who do shit like buying magic soaps in hopes of making their husbands stop cheating will certainly buy it.

And then they'll keep finding unexplained strands of long hair in their home. Husband insists he has no idea whom those belong to or where they come from. He isn't lying. These pointless fights are the final straw and divorce ensues. Decades of trying to build a home together crumble, the house and all the nice furniture they've bought together are put for sale.

They never figured out the truth about the hair. It's my hair. I put it in the soap as I was making it, on purpose. I'm buying all their good shit from secondhand stores. This is the only way to obtain decent furniture these days.

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I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

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Just broke a Minor Bone in my Foot while kicking a tree... Heh. Didn't even cry... guess you could say Duel Training is paying off.

Scared yet?

Every day I eat a whole raw onion one bite at a time I love the crunch live for the crunch I've never shed one single tear no matter how spicy it makes my eyeballs feel are YOU sacred yet???????

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Okay this comment I just came across deserves its own post. Imagine showing this to someone who's never used Tumblr and explaining why haikus are relevant in this context.

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

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Now I kinda wanna see some of your scrapped works it sounds intriguing. Is there anything you'd think is worth to share?

Well, this one isn't scrapped, I still very much intend to make something out of it, but I have this dramatic Vasco (with his ears blowing in the wind).

And here's an annoyed Machete (not sitting properly).

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the wonderful parallel between "i'm already a ghost. i died in the hold of a slaver ship" and "we died, both of us in our own way, but only one of us was reborn"

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Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."

We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.