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The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”
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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight
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“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive
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must I have a “career”? is it not enough to be cute and have no gag reflex?
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