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@riceycloveed

#what iron man does when there is no crime to fight #what iron man does when pepper refuses to let him go to an event #what iron man does when cap america wont play with him

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MCU Characters as Greek Gods

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me: i got this

inner me:

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SAID BY THE 2 YEAR OLD

“OH NO! NOT BEIGE AGAIN!”

“No nap! No nap ever! Nap gone! Goodbye!”

*gasp* “Cookie?”

“I love you. But…not really. I don’t love you. Bye.”

“Oh man! The gun was in front of the TV I was watching!”

“Take my left shoe off! I can’t do that one!”

“Green is better. Better than anything to ever be.”

“Mac and cheese is my best friend.”

“BEEP BEEP HERE I COME!”

“Take off your hat!”

“Siren! You be quiet!”

“Oh hello there.”

“I don’t want that. Throw it in the garbage.”

“Please don’t leave, [name.] I love you.”

SAID BY THE 5 YEAR OLD

“Just ignore him, he’ll work it out.“

“DID HE JUST SAY STUPID THAT’S NOT NICE I’M CALLING AN AMBULANCE”

“How is it fair that they have ice cream and I don’t? It’s not. It’s not fair.”

*sings the Titanic theme while standing on the back of the couch*

“I want plain bread.”

“Okay, just hear me out, listen to me, just hear me out…”

“LOOK! I’M MAKING A TRAFFIC JAM!”

“What’s Hawaii? That sounds not real.”

“I’m free for snuggles! I’m available! Hello!”

“Ugh! Where have you been? You were in the bathroom sixty years!”

“I don’t want to go, I’m calling in dead. I’m so tired that I’m dead. I’m calling in dead.”

“It’s not creepy! It’s just…not okay.”

“What about snacktime? It’s the most important ‘time’ of the day - next to bathtime and bedtime, but snacktime is still the best.”

“Neighbors don’t exist!”

“Goodbye forever!”

“If it involves fruit snacks, I’m in.”

“I don’t care what your mommy wants!”

“Why is it called a hoodie if you won’t wear the hood? It’s all lies!”

“You can’t leave! Then you won’t be here! And that’s where I like you most!”

“I love you, [name.] I’ll always remember you, even in a long time from now. Yeah. I’ll always love you.”

SAID BY THE 20 YEAR OLD NANNY

“Okay, Spiderman, let’s find your brother.”

“STOP TRYING TO CHOKE ME OUT.”

“There will be no negotiating, this is not a democracy, I am in charge!”

“I’M THE ONE WHO GOT KICKED IN THE FACE, WHY DO I NEED TO GO IN TIMEOUT?”

“You make me simultaneously make me the happiest I’ve ever been and the most upset I’ve ever been. It depends on the day.”

“Can we calm down for thirty seconds?”

“For the love of god, we already had one person in this house who broke their arm, we don’t need another!”

“[name] IT’S TOO QUIET WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

“You can be mad all you want, I’m not going to apologize for not letting you run into the street!”

“That’s valid and I love you.”

*whispered* “Oh for fucks sake.”

“I will support you in all your dreams in life…except that one, I think that one is illegal.”

“You better appreciate me.”

“So what we’re not going to do…is that.”

“Why are you screaming bloody murder about crackers?”

“Can we just have naptime? That’s all I want.”

“No, McDonalds is not a state, in fact.”

“At least one of you has manners.”

“Listen, buddy, all I’m asking is for you to hold my hand. It’s not the end of the world.”

“End of discussion! No more! We’re done! Period.”

“That? That’s the ‘Confiscation Corner.’ That’s all the things I’ve had to take away from you, because you mishandled them.”

“I love you with all of my heart and soul, but why on earth did you think that was a good idea?”

“I just…do not care.”

“I love you guys so much.”

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Sexy mouth.

Snape can be majestic even when coming out of the closet.

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Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

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Reblog if you don’t mind “winging it” with threads and rp

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Send “🚢” If you ship our muses!!

If multi muse, specify the muse please!

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The thought of Sleipnir rolling around in the dirt like a typical horse amuses me. TOO MANY LEG

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OK, so this is why rping tonight is so hard: THESE TWO CHARS WANT TO INSPIRE ME and...and ;_; it is so hard SO HARD

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@brewedglory

It was way past midnight. It was cold, and still winter. Yet there she was. Walking the hallways, carrying a large bag with her. Warm gloves, scarf and a knittd hat, ready to go outside. Big fuzzy boots, and it was clear she was ready to go outside.

It had been going really well, until she heard someone’s footsteps behind her. At first she thought it had been an echo, but as soon as she heard one that was not in synch. She took a deep breath and as she turned the corner, standing adjacent to the other hallway, she twirled around on her heel and stared straight into …..darkness. She knew those buttons. Only one man in Hogwarts had that many buttons.

“-What are you doing out of bed at this hour?”

Professor Snape.

Trying to keep her calm and wits about her she took a breath and smiled.

“-Professor Snape!”

By all standards Penny was a good student, even excellent in some ways. Good attendance record, well-behaved, did fairly well in her classes overall. Did a bit of quidditch. A pretty average student.

What wasn’t average that night was the timing, and the fact the bag she was holding in her hands, contained movement.In fact, as they were standing there, it started to move more. If you looked closely it appeared to be small hands and legs. And she was struggling to hold it.

She opened her mouth to continue, probably to offer some lame excuse, when someone else could be heard down the other corridor. Out of Snape’s sight.

“-Plunkett! Give us back the messengers of love!”

Penny grimaced, then turned her head for but a moment.

“-NO! It is insanity,it’s a nightmare, I am no…!”

It was ended with that someone speaking clearly, and rather bombastically ‘Petrificus totalis’ and Penny freezing up as a statue. With the moving bag, she started ot tilt over, fell, like a stick. And the contents of the bag managed to escape.It was confetti, but also gnomes, a lot of gnomes dressed up as cupids. They were in what appeared to be a diaper, some had small trumpets, which they were now free to use, and they did. Others were equipped with bows, and silk ribbons tied into their hair. And they were running everywhere.

The tsudents who came into view, chasing these ‘messengers of love’ was …..Gilderoy Lockheart and his friends.

💖 [[ From any Harry Potter muse of mine to yours :3 ]]

It was Valentine’s evening and Severus was patrolling the halls for students out of bed when he heard someone walking in the corridors. When he spotted who it was, he was surprised to see Penelope. She was not the type to misbehave so he followed her. “What are you doing out of bed at this hour?”

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@tmvoldemort

“- Happy Valentine’s day- I hate you far less then the rest “...

Penelope was at a loss of words at first. Lifting the card and turning it around in hopes of finding some sort of signature. There appeared to be very little indication that there was an author.

“-I...I am flattered? I think..” she muttered to herself. Least it was something, normally no one sent her anything. Instantly she started to look around the room for possible culprits. Yet no one really seemed to stick out.

The handwriting wasn’t one she recognized either. Perhaps it was all a prank.

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Send me “Forgot to knock” for your muse to catch mine after a shower wearing nothing but a towel.

Or, send “Do you ever knock?!” for the reverse.

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Listen okay I know ships are great and all but there is nothing as good as getting to see a group of disasters slowly become a family even if they don’t realize it and then someone’s in danger and suddenly everyone’s like….don’t you fucking touch my family and there’s a moment of realization that they’d all die for each other in a heartbeat and that will always be better than any ship could ever hope to be

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If you have a minute, donate a free Valentine’s Day card to a sick child, it’s completely free and will make somebody very happy 💕