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me, dramatically sprawled out on the floor, eyeliner dripping: no one loves me… I deserve death
me, approximately 5 seconds later, on a skateboard with a caprisun and sunglasses: lmao that was wild anyway anyone wanna give me attention?
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yeah this hits the nail on the head lol
Murakami books
Male character: He kept to himself. He retreated to his inner world of math and numbers. He had a smoking habit. His brain had a bunch of delicate moving parts.
Female character: “I don’t give a damn what you think,” she uttered, nudging him gently in the testicles. Then, staring him dead in the eyes, without saying a word, she suddenly threw her head back, sending her hair whipping, and pulled a live rat from her vagina. The walls around them began to dissolve. He awoke suddenly in a cold sweat
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i don’t think i’ve seen this around yet but this sums up how i feel about life right now. totally didn’t spend like an hour and half working on this lol.
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