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Drake and Josh: Megan Crashes College

Episode 2

Drake and Josh have finally settled into college after a few weeks of classes and living in the dorms. Josh has convinced the housing board to let him move in with Drake and Chad, after recounting horror stories of Greg’s lizards escaping onto his bed. Drake and Chad are lounging around the dorm room playing video games as Josh preps in the library for his business frat rush event.

Drake and Josh (in unison, camera split on both of their locations): College couldn’t be better!

Drake: To say college is living the dream is an understatement. Girls, beer, video games, pizza - what else could you ask for in life!

Josh: College is absolutely incredible - I’ve never been so intellectually engaged in my life! Exciting classes, world-renowned professors, and endless student groups to join. I’m in heaven!

Drake: On top of all that, I’ve met my BROTHAS - don’t tell Josh I said that - at the legendary fraternity of Pi Kappa Alpha.

Josh: Did I mention San Diego State has an OPRAH FAN CLUB?! Endless hours of Oprah reruns and fangirling over our queen, ah. Life is good

Drake: Now I have a whole frat of boys to wingman me while I pursue the hot ladies of SDSU, not that I need help with this face.

Josh: Even though I have my ah-mazing Oprah fan club, unfortunately, the group isn’t that big so I need to find some more friends. My next plan: join a business fraternity.

Drake: I still haven’t officially received my bid to PIKE yet, Chad and I are currently pledging to show our worthiness to the frat.

Josh: The first rush event is tonight, and I need to IMPRESS! I’m studying up on all the business strategy and networking skills I can fit into my big ol brain before tonight.

Drake: Tonight is PIKE’s biggest party of the semester. I need to prove myself as the life of the party, the cool dude that they want in their frat.

Josh comes back to the dorm room to chill before his big night at the business frat. He plops down on the futon next to Drake and Chad, asking them about their plans for the night.

Josh: So my boys, what shenanigans could you two be getting into tonight?

Drake: Oh, just the most important night of our lives, the night we prove ourselves as true Pi Kappa Alphas.

Josh: Ah, the immaturity of social fraternities. Meanwhile, I myself will be joining a respectable fraternity, a business fraternity by the name of Alpha Kappa Psi.

Drake: Oh look at you Mr. fancy pants! LAME-O

Josh: Oh leave me alone Drake, I need to keep preparing anyways.

All of the sudden there’s a knock on their door. Expecting a hallmate, Drake jumps up to answer it, but as he opens the door he sees the last possible person he was expecting. Megan.

Megan: Surprise bitches!!

Drake: Ohhhh no oh no oh no, you’re out of here!

Josh: EMPHASIS!

Drake: What the hell are you doing here Megan?!

Megan: Mom and Dad are going on vacation for the weekend, and I told them I was DYING to come visit my favorite brothers in the whole world!!

Megan gives a smug little smile and struts right on in, dropping her bags on Josh’s bed.

Josh: Megan you can’t be here this weekend, we both have the most important nights of our lives tonight that will decide the rest of our college careers!

Megan: Don’t get your panties in a wad Josh, I’ll just chill in your room while your two have your oh so important nights.

Drake looks over at Josh, knowing very well that they couldn’t trust Megan to stay here without causing trouble.

Drake: Okay fine Megan, but we’re telling Greg down the hall to keep an eye out for you, and if he catches you stepping one foot of your high school body outside of this hall, you have to spend the rest of the night babysitting his lizards.

Josh: And they are TERRIFYING

Megan: Okay okay, relax people I’m going to behave myself.

A couple hours later, Drake, Josh, and Chad head off to their prospective parties of the night, leaving Megan sitting angelically on the futon watching TV. The boys knew she would be up to something, but had no choice but to hope that she would be good. Just minutes after her brothers left, Megan jumped up and pulled out her two changes of clothes for the night: one professional pantsuit and one skimpy frat party outfit. She laughed to herself as she put on option number one.

The scene cuts to a beautiful white-pillared house, filled with the elite business students of SDSU. Josh walked up the walkway, nervously fixing his tie as he went over in his head what he would say to the members of AKPSI. After an hour of mingling, Josh ended up speaking with the Vice President of the fraternity, Adam.

Josh: It’s such an honor to meet you, Adam, I’ve heard such amazing things about your fraternity and the intellect of your members.

Adam: Ah, yes Josh, it has been a wonderful part of my college career. Why do you think you’d be a good fit for the fraternity?

Josh: Well-

Josh is cut off as a girl taps him on the shoulder. None other than Megan, dressed in business professional, stands before him. Josh’s jaw drops to the floor.

Megan: Oh hi Josh! My friend from down the hall, how good to see you!

Adam: You two know each other? How nice.

Josh: Uh- no um it’s complicated.

Megan: Oh we definitely know each other, we’re neighbors! He was just telling me all about the Oprah fan club he’s a part of at school. Sounds fascinating!

Josh turns bright red and scrambles for words.

Josh: I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m not in an Oprah fan club!

Megan: Are you calling me a liar?

Josh: I ain’t callin you a truther!

Adam: (Laughing) Well Josh, looks like you’ve already found your place with the rather, um, interesting crowd at the Oprah fan club. I must be off.

Josh: Wait, no!

Adam laughs and walks away, turning to other candidates for the fraternity.

Josh: You’re going to pay for this Megan, you’ve ruined my chances of being a real somebody at this school!

Josh storms off as Megan chuckles, heading to the bathroom to get frat party ready for the next part of her plan. She emerges looking just like she walked fresh out of a sorority house, ready to cause some mayhem at PIKE’s party tonight.

The scene cuts to PIKE’s giant fraternity house, smelling of beer and filled with rowdy boys and excited sorority girls. Megan walked right in like she owned the place and began talking with some of the older frat guys (Bradley and Christian). Within minutes she was doing a keg stand in the middle of the party, and Drake and Chad caught sight of her. They run over to get her down.

Drake: Megan! What the hell are you doing here! We told you to stay in the room.

Megan: Who do you think you are? You’re just my hallmate, you can’t tell me what to do.

Bradley: Yeah man, lay off. This girl’s just trying to have a good time.

Christian: Yeah don’t be such a narc, you freshman. Leave us alone to hangout with our new friend, clearly she’s more fun than you two.

Drake: But - you don’t understand -

Christian: GET!

Chad: Ugh, now we’re never going to get our bids, and PIKE are the coolest guys on campus.

Drake: I know, we have to lay off for now if we want any chance of getting our bids, but I’m getting Megan out of here as soon as possible.

Ten minutes go by, and Drake sees Bradley and Chad doing body shots off of Megan.

Drake: That’s enough! You are sixteen! We’re leaving and I don’t care if that means I don’t get a bid.

Bradley & Christian: Loserrrrr! Don’t bother coming back, freshman.

Drake: Whatever guys, at least I have the decency to take care of my sixteen-year-old sister.

Drake and Chad carry Megan, kicking and screaming, out of the frat party and back to their dorm, where they find Josh sniffling in his bed.

Drake: Josh, why are you crying?

Josh: It’s HER! She ruined everything! Told the business frat that I was in an Oprah fan club to embarrass me and they dropped me.

Drake: Ugh, I’m so sorry Josh. She pulled the same thing on me and now I have no chance at PIKE because I was a “loser” for making her leave the party.

Josh: What’s wrong with you Megan?! I understand your pranks at home are all fun and games but this seriously messed up our lives.

Megan: Ugh, well….

Drake: For real Megan, what’s the meaning of this.

Megan: I guess… I just kinda miss you guys. It’s lonely at home and you both barely call or text because you’re having so much fun at college. I thought…. I thought this would be the only way to get your attention. I just thought if you didn’t have these fraternities that maybe you would call more often or come visit more. I’m sorry guys, I should’ve just told you.

Josh: Aw Megan, I’m so sorry we have been so distant. It really has just been so consuming being in this new world, we didn’t even realize that we were neglecting our family.

Drake: I’m so sorry too Megan, we promise to keep in touch more and come visit you and mom and dad. Who needs PIKE anyways, those guys were assholes! And Josh, you’re better off with your Oprah friends than those pretentious business frat guys.

Megan, Drake, and Josh all group hug with smiles on their faces. Chad joins in awkwardly, patting Josh on the back.

Cut to credits.

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Drake and Josh: College Edition

Season Opener: The New Roomies

[Opening Scene]: Drake and Josh are at their parents’ home to pack up their belongings. Starting in the fall, the boys will both be attending San Diego State University. Josh is in his bedroom, meticulously picking out what clothes to bring and folding them into neat piles, while Drake is in the living room, eating potato chips on the couch and watching television.

Drake and Josh (in unison, camera split on both of their locations): College. A whole new world!

Josh: So many new friends to meet, so many new professors to learn from, so many fun classes to take -- I can hardly even wait!

Drake: So many parties to go to, so many cute girls waiting to meet me, so many new classes to oversleep -- I can hardly even wait!

Josh: Sure, I’m a little bit bummed that I didn’t get into Stanford.

Drake: And can you believe it? Somehow I got into San Diego State!

Josh: What, with my off the charts SAT score, well-rounded extra-curricular background, and perfect GPA.

Drake: What, with my terrible attendance record, a school record-breaking high number of detentions, and a GPA that my counselor once called “shockingly low.”

Josh: Still, at least Drake and I will be together. Starting college is a scary time for everyone, so it’ll be nice to see a familiar face every night before bed.

Drake: There is one tiny issue -- Josh thinks we’re rooming together. It’s not that I don’t want to hang out with him, but I just want to experience new things this year. We’ve been roommates for four years; I think it’s time to branch out a bit.

Josh: And I’m so excited I get to room with Drake again. Four years of being roomies and counting!

Drake: It’s gonna be tough to break the news to him. But, I met this super chill guy named Chad on Facebook and he wants to room with me! The kid seems sick.

Drake and Josh meet in the kitchen for dinner with the family. Megan, Drake and Josh’s conniving younger sister, overheard Drake discussing rooming plans with Chad on the phone. Hoping to stir the pot, Megan tries to spark a confrontation.

Mrs. Nichols: So boys, t-minus three weeks until the big move in day! How are you feeling?

Mr. Nichols: This is such an exciting time. I’m so proud! We’ve watched you two grow up so much these past four years, and to think that we get to see another four years of you boys together! So special.

Megan: You’re right, dad, SO special. And the fact that they’ll be living in the SAME dorm room, all year long! What a treat -- isn’t that right, Drake?

Drake abruptly coughs up the water he just sipped, clearly uncomfortable.

Josh: The cooliest! Gosh, Drake, we’re going to have such a blast! Can you imagine all of the shenanigans we’ll get into as college roommates?

Drake: Well yeah, we’ll definitely get into some major shenanigans. We might get into even more shenanigans if we were just hall mates or something, you know?

Megan: Drake? What do you mean, “hall mates?” I thought you and Josh would be sharing a room?

Josh: Yeah, Drake, what do you mean? We’re going to be the coolest roomies in the dorm!

Drake: Well, yeah, that’s obviously an option, but, I don’t know, I’ve just been thinking about it recently, and--

Josh: Are you ditching me?!

Megan: That’s sure what it sounds like, Josh!

Drake: I’m sorry Josh, I just didn’t know how to tell you without hurting your feelings! I think we should branch out a little bit though.

Josh: What do you mean branch out? Can’t we branch out, together?

Megan: Yeah, Drake, and besides -- I can’t imagine you would find someone to room with you this late in the game.

Drake: Well, there’s the other thing, I actually met a kid on Facebook who wants to room with me.

Josh: WHAT?!

Drake: Josh, I really think you’d like him! His name is Chad; he surfs; he plays the guitar; he’s got great hair. He seems like such a bro!

Josh: But I AM your bro!

Drake: I’m really sorry Josh, I never meant to hurt your feelings. We’ll still live down the hall from each other, and--

Josh: Well it’s a little late for that, Drake!

Josh storms out of the kitchen. The camera zooms in on Megan smiling to herself.

The scene is three weeks later -- move in day. The entire family is unloading the car in the San Diego State dorm parking lot. Tensions are high; Drake and Josh have not spoken since their fight at dinner. Josh was forced to be paired with a random roommate named Greg, who he is about to meet. Drake is excited to meet his new roommate, Chad. Drake and Josh walk up to the registration table, where they will meet said roommates.

Drake: Hey man, no hard feelings, right?

Josh: I’m sorry, I can’t hear anything. Is someone speaking to me?

Drake: So that’s how it’s going to be, huh?

A dweeby looking male wearing broken glasses and suspenders excitedly approaches the two, hands waving in the air. The male is Greg, Josh’s new roommate. Greg spits profusely with every word he speaks.

Greg: You must be Josh! I’m Greg, your new roommate! I’m SO excited to be your roommate! Hope you didn’t bring too much stuff, because my reptile collection is going to take up a lot of space in the new dorm room! Don’t worry, only a few of the snakes are poisonous. They also don’t bite, unless provoked. I’ll let you get settled in; can’t wait to see you in our room!

Josh says nothing and simply glares at Drake, wiping the profuse amount of spit from Greg’s greeting off of his face. At the same time, another male approaches -- this one extremely tall and handsome. This male is Chad, Drake’s roommate.

Chad: Drake? I thought that was you! Listen man, I’m just setting up the futon in our room, and great news! My uncle got me a 52-inch flat screen TV for graduation! The display is perfect for the new Xbox I brought. And hey! Looks like you brought your guitar, too! Can’t wait to jam out together. Alright, I’ll see you in the room!

Josh’s glare at Drake intensifies.

The screen now splits into two, showing a montage of the two brothers each setting up their rooms with their new roommates. Drake and Chad are having a blast, setting up their futon together, laughing over jokes, even playing a guitar duet. Josh and Greg are not getting along; Greg forces Josh to hold one of his reptiles, and Josh drops it, which Greg does not react well to. At the end of the day, Drake and Josh run into each other in the dorm’s common area.

Josh: Hello, Drake.

Drake: Hey, Josh. How’s it going?

Josh: Well, I now know the wrong way to hold a gecko, so that’s fun I guess!

Drake: Woah, that’s actually awesome!

Josh: No, it isn’t!

Drake: Well listen, you’re more than welcome to hang out with Chad and I; he’s a great guy and he’d love to meet you.

Josh: I don’t need to hang out with Chad, Drake; I’m perfectly capable of making friends on my own!

Drake: Hey, I’m just trying to be nice! You’re blowing this whole roomies thing way out of proportion.

Josh: You blew this entire thing out of proportion when you went and got a new roommate behind my back!

Drake: Josh, we’ve been side by side for four years; don’t you think it’s time to be our own people for once?!

Josh: You’re right - I don’t want to be associated with you or Chad anyways!

Drake: Well fine, don’t then!

Josh: Fine!

The two storm off to their respective dorm rooms.

The scene cuts to the two boys at their first dining hall dinner. Drake is sitting alone with Chad, and Josh is sitting alone with Greg. The two are clearly both upset about their fight, picking over a questionable looking plate of meatloaf and mashed potatoes in silence. Drake confides in Chad.

Drake: I just don’t get it -- we’ve been side by side for four years straight; isn’t it time to meet some new people? I mean, that’s what you’re supposed to do in college!

Chad: Drake, don’t get me wrong -- I’m pumped that we’re roommates. But to go behind your brother’s back like that? Kinda shady.

Drake sadly picks at his meatloaf. The scene cuts to the other table, where Josh is confiding in Greg.

Josh: Drake was just so sketchy about the whole thing! I mean, to go behind my back like that; who does that? And now I’m stuck with yo-

Greg: What?! You mean you didn’t want to room with me?!

Josh puts his head in his hands as Greg, who has meatloaf hanging out of his mouth, looks at him dumbfounded.

The scene now cuts to late night. Drake and Josh, both still upset over their argument, cannot sleep, and they once again run into each other in the main room.

Drake and Josh [in unison]: Hey.

Drake: Can’t sleep?

Josh: No, Greg’s lizards are nocturnal. They’ve been running around their cage for the past hour, and I’m pretty convinced they’re going to escape into our room at any moment.

Drake: Hey, I need to apologize for this entire thing. I went behind your back, and I’m sorry. You’ve been nothing but a great brother to me, and you didn’t deserve that. I guess I just didn’t want to be living in your shadow for another four years.

Josh: Living in my shadow? What do you even mean?

Drake: You know what I mean -- I shouldn’t even be here. I’m the dumbest one at this university by a landslide. You’ve always been so much smarter than me, and I know you’re going to be so successful here. I guess I just wanted to succeed in some way, and the only way I knew how to was by making friends.

Josh: You really think that? I can’t believe it.

Drake: Yeah.

Josh: Drake, school smarts are only half the battle. You know I’ve always had a hard time making friends. You might be jealous of my test grades, but I’ve always wished I could be as easy-going and likable as you are.

Drake: I’m sorry Josh, I had no idea. I guess we’ve always just been the perfect team.

Josh: We’re brothers for a reason.

Drake: Well...hug me brotha?

Josh: Hug me, brotha!

The brothers embrace in a giant hug, reaffirming that they have made up with their signature saying (hug me, brotha!). Suddenly, Josh feels a soft scurry over his feet. The brothers look down to see one of Greg’s lizards crawling across the room. They both begin to shriek and leap onto the couch, still hugging each other.

Josh: So, how big is that futon of yours?

Drake: Who cares! Get in my room, now!

Drake and Josh run into Drake and Chad’s room, and Josh spends the night on the futon.

Drake: Night, Josh. Really glad to have you here.

Josh: Night, Drake. Me too.

Cut to end credits.

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