makariax

[makariax]

kitketvschweetz:

ket smiled and leaned against the trolley, doing her best to push it while still holding on to mak’s hand. “but dying sounds — not fun.” she made a face at the thought of mak dying. “but i can be your arch-enemy. right here, right now.” she joked, laughing softly. “ooh, right ~ can i help plan the party? i’m great at party-planning.”

“it’s the only way i’ll get my godliness though. the typical way is just too unrealistic for me.” mak made a face, then she laughed. “you’re gonna fight me in the middle of this costco right here, right now?” she asked, tilting her head back so she could see ket’s face upside-down. “of course! and you have to make a speech too.”

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kitketvschweetz:

“I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU —” ket shrieked, holding on tightly to mak’s hand tightly. she crinkled her nose and let out a small giggle. “not legendary? a costco death sounds like the best death.” she smiled. “imagine a costco funeral.”

even as she made herself comfortable in the trolley, she held a soft grip on ket’s hand. “oh, no, babe, i gotta die from like a hydra attack or something. does hercules have no kids? where are my arch-enemies?” she huffed. “and, nah, there won’t be a funeral. there’ll be a party. i’m gonna be a full god, remember?”

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kitketvschweetz:

ket let out a loud laugh as mak tried to climb into the trolley. “mak — ah!” she let out a small shriek as mak fell and the trolley went rolling. i could have held the trolley in place, you know?” she giggled, offering a hand to the girl. “so you could climb in without dying.”

“KET -- KET, KET, KET --” she screamed, arms flailing to grab on to some shelf so the trolley would stop rolling. mak grabbed onto ket’s hand and held onto it tight. “-- oh, no, i have a theory actually. if i die, that might be the time i get my immortality back. but then again, dying in costco doesn’t sound too legendary.”

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( @kitketvschweetz ) “i’m gonna do it, i’m gonna climb in,” mak said, already throwing one long, gangly leg over the costco trolley so she could step in. “dirty fucking dancing right here, everybody -- ACK --” she yelped, falling on her butt. 

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mak → ket

ket: sAME AJSJHAGHD

ket: no??? coloured dumplings??? cUTE COLOURED DUMPLINGS??? SIGN ME TF UP

ket: LETS GO TO COSTCO WE'LL HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES BOO

ket: omg mak pls u don't need to kill her ily but pls

ket: CAN U OPEN A PANCAKE PLACE??? IHOP WHO???????

ket: why do '6' days gotta exist :(

ket: l feel that sm !!!!!

ket: what do u gotta study for??? :(

ket: lets hold a vote to get rid of the number '6'

mak: CUTE COLOURED DUMPLINGS !!

mak: HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES ITS LIKE DIRTY DANCING ATCOSTCO

mak: wow im too excited for costco

mak: shh i'll kill her

mak: YESSS ILL OPEN A PANCAKE PLACE

mak: my future has been set i now have a goal thank u ket

mak: just a quiz test thing onwhat we've learned so far this sem like its only been a few weeks damnit

mak: 1 2 3 4 5 7 BOOM DONE

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mak → ket

ket: all the things to discover!!!!! :')

ket: gasps you've never been to walmart!! :ooo

ket: okay but i love costco bc of the free samples

ket: can we go there just for the free samples pls

ket: IT MEEEEEE !!!

ket: what if one day the Real Blue Bitch confronts me wHAT THEN

ket: THAT SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN THO?????

ket: the best Advertisement i ever did see

ket: my day has been a .........

ket: 6

ket: how has ur day been??? scale 1 to 10

mak: costco's free samples give me LIFE tbh

mak: have u had those coloured dumplings they were so fucking cute i died

mak: LETS GO TO COSTCO BB

mak: um?? i'll kill her??? you're the real blue bitch now??

mak: IT RLY IS TBH, PANCAKES AT MAK'S = HEAVEN

mak: tbh like same tho - 6

mak: it hasnt been BAD but its not like the BEST either. i should be studying lmao but energy???

mak: i hate these kinds of days

mak: the '6' days

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missingapulse:

laz gave a roll of her, though there was no real heat behind it. she thrummed her fingers against the table, raising an eyebrow. “interesting folk? and what would define ‘interesting?” a pause. “— wait, freddie’s here? when did he get here?”

“anything that doesn’t instantly make me yawn when i see them?” she shrugged. “don’t get me wrong, they’re probably great...to some people.” mak wiggled her head from side to side. “like a week ago or something. he still looks...” she sighed wistfully, putting a hand over her heart. 

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chaos-lord-cyrus:

“Tiny Monster… That’s a very interesting nickname.” He rose an eyebrow at her. “Who did she bully?”

“Hold me closer, Tiiiiny Mooooonster,” she sang, to the tune of Elton John’s Tiny Dancer, doing a short riff of air guitar. “Pandora. You know, Pete’s kid from back home? She’s sweet.”

[makariax]

mak →  lynx

Lynx: Then you need to contact someone else bc I don't do fake

Lynx: I do do sarcasm tho

Lynx: Gonna light the bitch on fire?

Makaria: fucks sake

Makaria: nah not her, but i set fire to that stupid cactus family she has on her balcony

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mak → ket

ket: I FEEL SO HONOURED?????

ket: i've never had ice cream with pancakes i'm sORRY AJHSGJHDA

ket: BLUE BITCH !!!***

ket: okay yes i like this plan

ket: NEVER get cold??? forever WARM pancakes???

ket: ^ omg that sounds like an advertisement

mak: nOOO OMG ITS FINE IM JUST SURPRISED LMAO

mak: more things to discOVERR

mak: like ive never been to walmart!! i thought i had but it was costco!!

mak: BLUE BITCH !!!!! AZURE BITCH !! SAPPHIR EBITCH

mak: FOREVER WARM PANCAKES.

mak: i am an Advertisement

mak: anyway hows ur day been

mak: on a scale from 1 to 10

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mak → ket

ket: u can't see me rn but im applauding!!!!! [ clapping emoji x3 ]

ket: gasps im blue bitch!!!

ket: U CANT SEE ME BUT iM STANDING I AM THE REAL BLUE BITCH

ket: omg i always preferred pancakes too!!! like. the're like lil pillows

ket: i have never??? had ice cream with pancakes :ooo

mak: YES BITCH THE REAL BLUE BITCH

mak: what whatw ahywgagw you've never had ice cream with pANCAKES

mak: BITCH !!!

mak: next time i see u we're having pancakes with ice-cream

mak: but yes honestly like??? eating pillows?? and i can always keep them warm bc of my powers, they will N E V E R get cold

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mak → ket

ket: bUT UR DELIVERY OF THE JOKE WAS PERFECT

ket: best joke i've ever heard 10/10

ket: u know, i wish i was as funny as blue bitch

ket: i wish i was blue bitch

ket: omg that's so sweet ily

mak: u cant see me rn but im bowing 😎😎😎

mak: u can be blue bitch ur now officially blue bitch

mak: WILL THE REAL BLUE BITCH PLS STAND UP !! (thats you)

mak: waffles are gooood i had them once but tbh i prefer pancakes bc theyre sooooooffttt

mak: and u can have them with ice-cream and thats just asdjsjsnnsb

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mak → ket

ket: [ laughign emoji x3 ]

ket: how waffle !!!!!!!

ket: omg mak u tell the best jokes i love u and ur jokes :'D

mak: ashsjsnjsbsn its not mine but tHANK YOUUU

mak: its so bad omg but

mak: [ pic of joke on bathroom wall, signed by 'blue bitch' ]

mak: idk who blue bitch is but she's great

mak: anyway i saw it and thought of u, do they have waffles at sugar rush

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mak → ket

ket: i love jokes!! :D

ket: ........

ket: i don't know!! what did she say?? :D

mak: HOW WAFFLE

mak: !!!!!!!!!!!!

[makariax]

mak → ket

mak: hey ket i got a joke, someone wrote it on a wall in the toilets but thats irrelevant

mak: what did aunt jemima say when she ran out of pancakes???