Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA. You are 18 IN HUMAN YEARS. You have beaten the game. You have fought through the HARDSHIPS. Everything was RESET. You don't like to think about those times. After the game you returned to ALTERNIA. Instead of going back to your hive, you decided to follow your thought process at that current time and DROPPED EVERYTHING AND JOINED THE ALTERNIAN CIRCUS. This circus is called the DARK CARNIVAL. People come here from all around for WHIMSY AND ENJOYMENT. It is a small bout of happyness in the middle of the SHITHOLE THAT IS ALTERNIA. Of course, it is ALTERNIA. Your carnival is armed up it's motherfucking shit with WEAPONS. Your days now consist of PLEASING THE CROWD, doing some mad TRAPEZE SHIT, being the CLOWN, or doing any other oddjobs the carnival needs you to do. You tried swallowing fire once, but you are now TERRIFIED OF IT. Not much has changed from when you were young, you still believe in MIRACLES, you have mastered the art of the ONE WHEEL DEVICE because your legs are now LONG AS FUCK. You are basically taller then ALMOST EVERYONE. You still hang with your best bro KARKAT sometimes. But he's on EARTH, so that makes things a bit more dificult. Your carnival travels all over, SO EVERYONE GETS TO SEE IT NOW AND THEN. Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL What will you do? [[Hi i'm the person behind Derpzee http://nepetasmatesprit.tumblr.com]]
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>Gamzee: Claim your fictitious title that has been long, long overdue.
honk
HONK
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ascendedprotege replied to your post: wHOA HEY THERE BUDDY, dONT YOU GO TALKING TO UM, mY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT„ }>:(
H3Y YOU STUP1D CLOWN, YOU C4N M3SS W1TH M3, BUT L34V3 T4VROS 4LON3 >:[
i think
ILL JUST RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT
and maybe use your dead body to kill him too
ITS NICE HOW THOSE THINGS WORK OUT ISNT IT BRO :oD
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wHOA HEY THERE BUDDY, dONT YOU GO TALKING TO UM, mY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT,, }>:(
WOAH HEY BUDDY
im going to rip off your horns
AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT :oD
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i think
IM MOTHERFUCKIN TIRED
of being the joke :o(
ITS TIME FOR ME TO SHINE
its time for this illed out disturber to
BECOME THE BIG BAD
for me to solve my ill done logic and
KILL
you
ALL
:oD
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[welp
im officialy almost never on this anymore
maybe its time to get myself killed]
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(hi followers!!)
as you can see i
havent been on gamzee
that much
in the past
oh
6 months
thats.. eh...woops.
i really haven't been into rping much lately.
im sorry.
maybe i should get myself killed off by going sober or something :o
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[[ IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS
AND INVOLVE LOTS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION ]]
[sniffs and cries]
[GOD BLESS APSTUCK AND ALL IT COULD OF BEEN]
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[sniffs and cries]
[GOD BLESS APSTUCK AND ALL IT COULD OF BEEN]
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homestuck fan: oh my GOG i haaaaaate vriska, what a huge bitch!!!!! how DARE she kill my precious baby tav and break his legs and fuck everything up! UGH!!!! and now shes hitting on john again when he obviously has canon feelings for both karkat and dave??? WHAT A FUCKASS!!!!!!! UGGGHHHH!!!!!!! SHE DESERVES TO DIE SHES THE WORST CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK SHES SOOOOOO TERRIBLE, KILLING PEOPLE LIKE ITS AN OKAY THING TO DO THERES NO EXCUSE FOR THAT YOU RETARDED FUCKASSfhjkglfdhkjl;gdh
homestuck fan: oh my god dhkjgdjhdjkhdkjfkjfkhg ;___; i hope gamzee doesnt die the poor baby did nothing wrong NOOOO MY SWEET PRINCE its ok tav loves you kar loves you i love you everyone loves you ;___; 3!!! hes such a sweetheart i hope hussie keeps him alive now, he didnt do anything wrong!!!!
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