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All I ask is that if humans make it very far into space, to the point where we work with alien civilizations that have never ever been anywhere near Earth, we all have to agree: don't tell them about the moon.

Hear me out. I'm not trying to be weird about this. Just... just okay listen. The moon of the Earth is huge, like gigantormoon size. Bigger than most moons. Okay? And I think- no, hush down. I think the expressions on their faces will be hilarious.

Like, for real- stop laughing at me, I'm serious. For real, imagine they show up on the day of a lunar eclipse. They're like "oh this'll be neat- WHAT THE FUUUUUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO YOUR SUUUUNNNNN!"

Greatest. Prank. Ever.

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oh gosh, i changed way too much tagging @kirboyo and @nicksoulhunter

Picrew tag game!- Create yourself now vs how you looked when you were a kid (link)

i was tagged by @lilac-multifandom-multishipper (thank you 💕) but i'm restarting the chain because it was getting long. coming out as a former blonde :(

tagging @basuralindo @ithseem @freshthingdestiny and anyone else who'd like to do it!

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“I have all these OCs! But no story…”

bruh

make a fighting game

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just some carbuncs

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” I will be your savior. Reject your filth, and join me. “

DANTE. — THE ONE WHO BURNS.

please reblog, i worked hard on this and im really proud of it, i want people to see it…..

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skill issue for not drinking the pepsi faster, NTA

am i the asshole for drinking all your pepsi and calling you a bitch?

I'm a haunted doll btw

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TOBY FOX FOLLOWS YOU??

who

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what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected

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We HAD a code people, WE HAD A CODE ALREADY, DID YOU FORGOT YOUR WAYS?

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

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Today's aesthetic: cosmic horror tabletop RPGs from the 1980s whose creators wrote the "madness rules" by simply plagiarising a list of disorders and their descriptions from the DSM-II and turning it into a d100 lookup table, except the DSM-II still listed "homosexuality" as a mental disorder (it wasn't removed until the DSM-III), with the result that there are several published tabletop RPGs where there's a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make you gay.

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Americans would not survive a hint of Polish "Home Latin" string.

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

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"Tumblr next update can you-" sorry there's not going to be a new update. This is it now