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I was helping CrystelLand photograph babies from her recent sand boa and rosy boa litters using the light tent set up last night. This was one of my favorites from the sand boa side. They are so cute, and despite the shy-looking pose here, very wriggly and bold! 

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taking a minute break from my hiatus to let everyone know i love lower decks [ID in alt text] (twitter)

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finishing up some old wips I have lying around so I can get all warmed up for finishing up some commissions, thanks again to the folks who reblogged and actually commissioned me..!

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Come back to draw them for a little canon celebration 💞🎊

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I assume this is what most of season 6 would've looked like

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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the modern specimen of a coelacanth that revealed they were not extinct was allegedly found by marjorie courtenay-latimer on dec 22nd, which may be timely for fishmas

By Fod, you're right ... we thought she was dead but she came back ...

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some of the worst classism is white collar middle class americans against blue collar & minimum wage workers. “why does that plumber make more than me” because he’s been perfecting his craft for 30 years and you send emails. “they’re in the trades bc they’re too dumb to do anything else” ok take that engine apart and put it back together real fast babe. “they’re boring bc they never left their home town” have you considered they financially couldn’t? I am not saying it is anyone’s job to educate, nor you need to respect people who do not respect you, but while you maybe never sympathize we need to learn to empathize. consider why (who) allowed for massive parts of country to be uneducated and how many impoverished areas of this country haven’t had a voice for a very long time. we are all victims of the rich. remember it is up vs down

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Oscar de la Renta: 'Crafted like a mosaic, discover the making-of the #odlrfall2024 stained glass gown — ushering in a a new House-signature embroidery technique.'

Constructed from hundreds of polyamide panes, hand-sewn together in an Art Nouveau style reminiscent of Tiffany glass. Ready-to-wear: £36,546.

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he has finally reached at the end of his journey towards self acceptance.

I'm very proud of his development ❤️‍🩹

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My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image

I’ll start:

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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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“Being a man benefits you!”

How?

“Because it means you’re a man! And men benefit!”

How does it benefit me?

“Because man.”

How?

“Because you are a man”

Fucking vibes-based bullshit that relies on seeing gender as privileged vs oppressed, man vs women.

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Prosecutors argued that Mangione was carrying about $10,000 in cash and that his bag was a Faraday bag that blocks cellphone signals—all proof that he was a sophisticated criminal who should be held without bail. “‘I’d like to correct two things,’” Mangione said after the prosecutor finished speaking, according to CNN’s Danny Freeman, “‘I don’t know where any of that money came from—I’m not sure if it was planted. And also, that bag was waterproof, so I don’t know about criminal sophistication.’”

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some alien cuties!!!

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Gym Day 💪