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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

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mods are asleep post RE4 skybox phantom dog cloud

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Deadpool: *on fire*

Wolverine: STAY STILL *trying to use him to light his cigar*

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So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

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#he's actually a comedian

HUGH JACKMAN as LOGAN HOWLETT // WOLVERINE

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“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

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X-Men and their shirts

Part [2]

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They never learn

And a close up of the two gremlins

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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Logan: I'm going out

Wade: bring me a treat!

Logan: Absolutely not

-hours later-

Logan: *wordlessly tosses Wade's weird obscure favorite candy at him and walks away*

Wade: !?!?!? peanut did you go across town for this????

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Some wallpapers I made on Pinterest each one took me an hour or so each!I hope you guys use and like them!

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What happens when you become an x-men

1) Charles shows up AFTER the WORST possible day of your life and convinces you to come live at the mansion.

2) Logan decides if he’s gonna have to parent you or sleep with you

3) you get more trauma (somehow)

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If Rogue X-Men Evolution has 1,000 fans, I’m one of them.

If Rogue X-Men Evolution has 10 fans, I’m one of them.

If Rogue X-Men Evolution has 1 fan, it’s me.

If Rogue X-Men Evolution has 0 fans, I’m dead.

Live Laugh Rogue.

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Character Art from "X-MEN: EVOLUTION" (2000 - 2003)