Maxine | 29 | She/They | United States | Survivor of SuperWhoLockImpatient A$$hole
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Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?
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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?
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maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...
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tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
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every time my conservative family members break the dinner table rules (no politics, sex, or religion) I break it worse. thanks to them thanksgiving included a discussion pondering why lucifer would hypothetically follow heavens orders & punish sinners when a big chunk of them are just misunderstood and rejected by the same system he was/he got kicked out so he’s no longer on the payroll. aunt was mad. dad was laughing. the seven year old started yelling he was the son of the devil. 10/10 recommend
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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames
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i love this gif because normally i don't see anything wrong with a post because i am one unobservant bitch and seeing this gif get added immediately tells me that i should take a second look to see something off-putting and probably sexual
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Luigi should be freed and Rittenhouse dumped in a lake
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