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CHARACTER    STATS      !

(    bold    all    that    applies.    italicize    leaning.    strike    former.    )

WEALTH    —

$    FINANCIAL.    //    wealthy    /   moderate    /    poor    /    in    poverty. ✚    MEDICAL.    //    fit    /    moderate    /    unfit    /    sickly    /    disadvantaged    /    disabled    /    not applicable ✪    CLASS.    //   upper   /    middle  -  working    /    poor    /    slave    /    unsure ✔    EDUCATION.    //    qualified    /    unqualified    /    studying   /    other    /    none ✖    CRIMINAL    RECORD.    //    yes,   for    major    crimes    /    yes,    for    minor    crimes    /    no    /    has    committed    crimes,    but    has    not    been    caught    yet.

FAMILY    —

◒    CHILDREN.    //    has    one    or    more    children    /    has    no    children    /    wants    children    /    verse    dependent ◑    RELATIONSHIP    WITH    FAMILY.    //    close    with    sibling(s)    /    not    close    with    sibling(s)    /    has    no    sibling(s)    /    siblings    are    deceased ◔    AFFILIATION.    //    orphaned    /    adopted    /    disowned    /    raised    by    birth    parent(s)    /    not    applicable

TRAITS    +    TENDENCIES    —

♦    extrovert    //    introvert    //    in    between ♦    disorganized    //    organized    //    in    between ♦    close  -  minded    //    open  -  minded    //    in    between ♦    calm    //    anxious    //    in    between ♦    disagreeable    //    agreeable    //   in    between ♦    cautious    //    reckless    //    in    between   ♦    patient    //    impatient    //    in    between ♦    outspoken    //    reserved    //    in    between ♦    leader    //    follower    //    in    between ♦    empathetic    //    indifferent    //    in    between ♦    optimistic    //    pessimistic    //    in    between ♦    traditional    //    modern    //    in    between ♦    hardworking    //    lazy    //   in    between ♦    cultured    //    uncultured    //    in    between ♦    loyal    //    disloyal    //    in    between ♦    faithful    //    unfaithful    //    in    between

BELIEFS    —

★    FAITH.    //    monotheist   /    polytheist    /    atheist    /    agnostic    /    it’s    complicated    /    N  /  A ☆     BELIEF    IN    GHOSTS    OR    SPIRITS.    //    yes    /    no    /    don’t    know    /    don’t    care ✮    BELIEF    IN    AN    AFTERLIFE.    //    yes    /    no    /    don’t    know    /    don’t    care ✯    BELIEF    IN    REINCARNATION.   //    yes    /    no    /    don’t    know    /    don’t    care ❃    BELIEF    IN    ALIENS.    //    yes    /    no    /    don’t    know    /    don’t    care ❀    PHILOSOPHICAL.    //    yes    /    no    /    sometimes

SEXUALITY    &    ROMANTIC    INCLINATION    —

♦    SEXUALITY.    //    heterosexual    /    homosexual    /    bisexual    /    asexual    /    pansexual    /    demisexual    /    questioning ❥    SEX.    //    sex    repulsed    /    sex    neutral    /    sex    favorable    /    it’s    complicated ♥    ROMANCE.    //    romance    repulsed    /    romance    neutral    /    romance    favorable ❣    SEXUALLY.    //    adventurous    /    experienced    /    naive    /    inexperienced    /    curious    /    inhibited ⚧    POTENTIAL    SEXUAL    PARTNERS.    //    male    /    female    /    other    /    none    /    all ⚧    POTENTIAL    ROMANTIC    PARTNERS.    //    male    /    female    /    other    /    none    /    all

ABILITIES    —

☠    COMBAT    SKILLS.    //    excellent    /    good    /    moderate    /    poor    /    none ≡    LITERACY    SKILLS.    //    excellent    /    good    /    moderate    /    poor    /    none ✍    ARTISTIC    SKILLS.    //    excellent    /    good    /    moderate    /   poor   /    none ✂    TECHNICAL    SKILLS.    //    excellent    /    good    /    moderate    /    poor    /    none

HABITS    —

DRINKING    ALCOHOL.    //    never    /    sometimes    /    frequently    /    to    excess SMOKING.    //    never    /    sometimes    /    frequently    /    to    excess ✿    OTHER    NARCOTICS.    //    never    /    sometimes    /    frequently    /    to    excess MEDICINAL    DRUGS.    //    never    /    sometimes   /    frequently    /    to    excess ☻    INDULGENT    IN    FOOD.    //    never    /    sometimes    /    frequently    /    to    excess $    SPLURGE    SPENDING.    //    never    /    sometimes    /    frequently    /    to    excess ♣    GAMBLING.    //    never    /    sometimes    /    frequently    /    to    excess

TAGGED    BY:    stolen ! 

TAGGING:  you !

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The End of the F***ing World sentence starters

“i actually masturbated once a week for medical purposes.”

“maybe i’m gay. maybe he’s asexual.”

“have you ever eaten a pussy before?”

“yeah, two.”

“i want you to eat mine.”

“i am going to be so fucked off if we get murdered”

“sometimes i just let things happen. i don’t know why.”

“i sometimes wonder if i should just become an alcoholic.”

“i get embarrassed talking. well, after talking when i realize i said something stupid.”

“i think he is properly beautiful.”

“fuck off.”

“guess i’m a twat.”

“she/he made me feel things. i didn’t like it at all.”

“are you a virgin?”

“yes.”

“me too.”

“no shit.”

“i think the fucked up bit was murdering him.”

“fuck. fuck.”

“this is bad. this is really fucking bad.”

“when you have silence it’s hard to keep stuff out. it’s all there and you can’t get rid of it.”

“ah shit.”

“i don’t regret it. i just wish it had never happened.”

“i don’t want to hold your hand.”

“fuckin’ idiot.”

“i’m sorry i left you.”

“i’m sorry i killed him.”

“i won’t leave you again.”

“okay.”

“sometimes you realize you had a thing keeping you going that might be a lie. when you actually really understand that, that the whole thing might have been a lie the whole time it’s like you swallowed a stone.”

“i’m really scared.”

“i think your dad’s a drug dealer.”

“cool.”

“we live in properly fucked up times.”

“to be mad in a deranged world is not madness. it’s sanity.”

“sometimes it was important to lie.”

“are you crying?”

“no.”

“really kind. really sad. she just always found everything a bit much i think.”

“people can’t be answers. they’re just more questions.”

“you don’t care about me. you don’t give the tiniest, tiniest shit.”

“everyone has a reason for how they behave.”

“shut up. shut the fuck up. stop quoting yourself.”

“i think i understand what people mean to each other.”

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mood

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3/4 of the way to my first 100 alright alright alright

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forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

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❝      we saw at once that bonnie, who introduced herself now as bonaventure, had the sallow complexion and sharp nose of a nun. her eyes watered and she was a foot taller than any of her sisters, mostly because of the length of her neck which would one day hang from the end of a rope.      //   by axel rose.

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❝   isn’t it the guy’s job to pay   ?   like a gentleman ,   ❞   she can play this game too   ----   though she’s partially serious , there’s a glimmer to her eyes and a smile threatening to break that gives it all away .   ❝   i’ll buy the popcorn .   ❞      //   CONT !   /   @greasertough​ 

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send me a topic to write a meta about my muse on

I might write anything from a paragraph to a whopping essay, but send me something you’ve noticed about my characterisation or just something you want to know about my muse and I will write what I can!

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coquetaire .

        JULIE’S HUMORED BY THIS GIRL ; the mix of disgust and curiosity people tend to react to her profession with is always amusing.

                ❝   iron stomach.   ❞   laughing softly, she pats at her stomach.   ❝   it’s dirty work, but someone’s gotta do it. pays well too.   ❞

❝   have you always been into stuff so   ----  morbid   ?   ❞   pretty hard to imagine , a little girl in grade school telling her classmates that she wants to work with the dead .      ❞   it should pay well , no one else would do it .   ❞

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I recognize that canon has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to continue to ignore it.

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also heads up (unformatted post bc im lazy) but my new meme tag is in the tags of this post 

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me: *owes 47387492340 replies*

me: aha *reblogs another meme*

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✰ * º ❛   buzzfeed unsolved sentence starters.   ❜

         (   part of the youtube starter series   )

‘  i told you, it’s not as magical as it sounds.  ’ ‘  oh boy, did he not like his box and he spent years in his box not liking his box.  ’ ‘  you have a habit for citing movies as evidence.  ’ ‘  kids kind of all look the same.  ’ ‘  when babies are born, everyone goes, ‘oh, what a cute baby’ eh, it’s a baby either your baby’s ugly or normal.   ’ ‘  i was a very ugly baby.  ’ ‘  i have the mind of a detective.  ’ ‘  you don’t have the mind of a detective, you just stumbled upon a good question for once that, you know, actually pertained to the story.  ’ ‘  what do you have against pennsylvania?  ’ ‘  it’s quite up there in pennsylvania, people to too much free time. you know what happens next.  ’ ‘  how’d that turn out? do we have any pictures of that?  ’ ‘  that’s not something you really tell someone in passing.  ’ ‘  who sold his son? he sold his son!  ’ ‘  anytime you have to say ‘it’s not incest, technically’ – that’s not great.  ’ ‘  did you just realize something? what just happened?  ’ ‘  did you not realize that until now?  ’ ‘  did i just solve something? i may have just solved something!  ’ ‘  the day you solve something, i’ll give you $500.  ’ ‘  $500 real dollars? i could go with disneyland on that kind of money. that’ll last me a couple days maybe.  ’ ‘  i’m not a sick-o, i’m just interested in– okay, maybe i’m a little weird.  ’ ‘  i love this right off the bat.  ’ ‘  i love it when serial killers have a fun little thing. i don’t approve of serial killers, but i think – if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people – you might as well have some fun with it.  ’ ‘  they don’t make serial killer baseball cards though, do they?  ’ ‘  everybody had an axe back in the day, huh?  ’ ‘  sometimes, even the most beautiful places, hold the darkest secrets.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna look up a slouch hat because that sounds like something i need.  ’ ‘  this guy sounds like a villain from rocky and bullwinkle.  ’ ‘  jazz it! honey, you gotta jazz it. i’m not gonna throw out this axe, so we better jazz it.  ’ ‘  let’s see how many of these fuckers i can make dance.  ’ ‘  i think, just, how about don’t kill people?  ’ ‘  i thought we were here to get into the mind of a serial killer.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. just a theory? it’s dumb.  ’ ‘  he seems like a cool dude.  ’ ‘  i think he just did it because he’s a badass.  ’ ‘  what’s so funny about that? he has a bomb.  ’ ‘  ��you think james bond ever wore a clip-on bowtie?  ’ ‘  it seems like a bad idea to make your get-rich-quick scheme to be to impersonate a criminal  ’ ‘  which makes this, most likely, complete horseshit.  ’ ‘  they just said ‘unidentified object or some stupid shit like that.  ’ ‘  that’s interesting… if that’s true, that is interesting.  ’ ‘  cool guy. coolest guy in history. nice sunglasses. wow! bourbon’s great.  ’ ‘  and then he died?  ’ ‘  and then he died. talk about a guy who appreciates a cliffhanger.  ’ ‘  you don’t wanna make enemies of the deep state.  ’ ‘  he’s kinda starting to sound like an idiot.  ’ ‘  he’s a big dumb-dumb.  ’ ‘  that’s a good point. i never thought about that!  ’ ‘  in a lot of ways this dog is the real hero of this story, it seems like.  ’ ‘  i’d like to have something happy about this story and the dog is a regular lassie.  ’ ‘  oh. well, that’s a weird childhood.  ’ ‘  i can’t say i feel exhilarated right now.  ’ ‘  just try to picture one of the most famous people in the world trying to sneak into the tsa with a glued-on mustache and thinking that it’s gonna work out. i can’t believe he was even considering it.  ’ ‘  that’s avalanche of ‘he-done-it’ right there.  ’ ‘  oh boy… that’s uh… holy shit! is all i have to say.  ’ ‘  from my knucklehead perspective, this looks very bad.  ’ ‘  he dr. seuss’d his way out of a murder.  ’ ‘  this episode is bumming me out.  ’ ‘  you’re really hitting at their heart right now. keep going, keep going. maybe you’ll make a difference.  ’ ‘  i don’t like this guy.  ’ ‘  people were murdered… and this guy’s playing dress up?  ’ ‘  i feel dirty. i feel like i need to take a shower and then a bath and then another shower.  ’ ‘  i need a drink.  ’ ‘  don’t cite the internet.  ’ ‘  i mean, could you even detect ‘fruity garlic’ if it came down to it?  ’ ‘  i’m… li– if i were to– what is– what?  ’ ‘  shut up, you idiot. we’ve already decided!  ’ ‘  so you think this was all an elaborate hooky scheme.  ’ ‘  yeah, i don’t know, man. it’s just fucking weird.  ’ ‘  well, i think this theory is bullshit, but… anyways.  ’ ‘  it’s a real thing, pal.  ’ ‘  the whole idea of hysteria is that you don’t realize it. you’re not like ‘yeah, we all participated in a mass hysteria, it was a real riot. man, she got fucked up. she was having a great time. what a fun hysteria that was.’  ’ ‘  …and you don’t believe this, because?  ’ ‘  oo, this goes all the way to the top! i don’t know if we should be looking into this. some stones are best left unturned.  ’ ‘  meanwhile, they’re playing hot potato with a poison syringe.  ’ ‘  okay! you just shut your mouth. i’m done.  ’ ‘  i mean… shut up, you’re– i can’t even– this is… i thought you were like, on the level on this one.  ’ ‘  can you say, definitively, that she was not abducted?  ’ ‘  that’s it? fuck you! that definitively did not happen.  ’

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