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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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wheres seasons greasons

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sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.

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✩ endless list of favourites ✩

Sayid Jarrah & Shannon Rutherford (Lost)  ❝Everyone gets a new life on this island. I'd like to start now.❞

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there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:

my favorite fictional characters and music

every person on this earth and their opinion of me

the crushing psychological weight of being alive

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

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FINAL FANTASY VII (1997), dev. Square

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Oh to be a little animal living in a tree

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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Suomenkielisessä someilussa (oletan, toivon, en oo missään tumpun ohella) on kai se etu et ei tarvi sensuroida samal tapaa ku englanniksi?

Tai siis pliis? Ei kai nuoriso somessa tee niin? Miten ne ees sensuroisi? Sisältövaroitus: seggsiä, cu0l3maa, wäciwald4?

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Some Warden classics