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majestichufflepuff · 6 years ago
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majestichufflepuff · 6 years ago
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Direct From With Dena Takruri, Ahed Tamimi Freed From Israeli Prison (Part 2)
I highly recommend you watch Part 1, as well.
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majestichufflepuff · 7 years ago
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majestichufflepuff · 7 years ago
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What she says: I’m fine
What she means: House Tyrell is the second most powerful house in all of Westeros, from the amount of gold they have, to their massive armies which are easily supported by their gold. They still have a number of powerful members of their family even with Margery and Loras dead. In addition to that they have spies, bards, etc, all over the seven kingdoms just like everyone else. Casterly Rock is incredibly far away from High Garden and there’s no way in hell that pretty much the entire Lannister army would march all the way to the Tyrell’s capital in High Garden with literally nobody noticing; and even if they got there the Tyrell’s army isn’t exactly non-existant. To fight them the Lannister’s would’ve easily sacrificed such a large amount of their forces making their chances against Daenerys almost negligible, all the while making Kings Landing and other Lannister controlled territory so incredibly weak that Daenerys could’ve waltzed into Kings Landing without shedding a single civilian blood drop. On top of that Olenna is one of the most incredibly intelligent and powerful characters on the entire show and wouldn’t have been eliminated from this unrealistic attack, and she also has more than a single castle she could’ve retreated to. Also Euron’s fleet just appeared out of nowhere with zero warning as well? Just like in the fight with the sand snakes? Where he defeated three of the show’s most powerful women at once? All of this has but one explanation: Sloppy storytelling
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majestichufflepuff · 7 years ago
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No te engañes acerca del amor que sientes por alguien. Lo que ocurre es que mucha gente jamás tiene la dicha de conocer lo que es el amor. Tú no la habías tenido hasta ahora y ahora la tienes. Lo que hay entre tú y ella, tanto si únicamente dura el día de hoy y parte de mañana, como si dura toda la vida, es el hecho más importante que puede ocurrirle a un ser humano. Siempre habrá gente que diga que no existe, pero eso será porque ellos no pueden obtenerlo. Pero yo te aseguro que esto es verdadero y que lo posees. Tienes muchísima suerte, aun cuando te tocara morir mañana mismo.
Ernest Hemingway (via de-poesia-y-poetas)
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majestichufflepuff · 7 years ago
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The world @ America.
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majestichufflepuff · 7 years ago
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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If they made a spin-off of Avatar: TLA called “The Dragon of the West” and featured Iroh’s backstory, I would watch the shit out of it.
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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Took me too long to post this luuk
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: I don’t know her
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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It’s been a while since I posted a photo, so here 👌
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majestichufflepuff · 8 years ago
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Y Tu Mamá También (2001) Alfonso Cuarón.
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