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TIP: Take her transgender ass out to a nice lunch.

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the last surviving referent was just discovered and humanely euthanized by field semioticians in the salt flats of utah. apparently it was what people were referring to when they'd say. well. it doesn't matter now anyways does it.

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tik tok trend of zoomers bum rushing televangelists like joel olsteen during their megachurch sermons with knives machetes swords shovels scythes hammers chainsaws pliers screwdrivers axes wrenches drills spears grenades whips brass knuckles billy clubs BIG FUCKING sledgehammers dude I'm so serious right now and garotte wires and cleavers and nailguns and high caliber rifles and cans of kerosene and lit torches and shotguns loaded with buckshot of flesh covered fish bones and plastic explosives

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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we could create more luigi mangione copycats by putting lead back in paint and gasoline

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😭 ORACLE OF DELPHI VOICE : are u in the right headspace 2 receive information that could possibly hurt u 🥺

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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

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im not sure if this has made it here. i love the "movie interview" so much

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hewwooo

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I can no longer work with any consistency due to losing access to narcolepsy medication. I am unable to raise any money for this. I will figure out the ramifications of this tomorrow. Expect projects to be cut. Ricky's site is shelved for the time being.

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when the jazz album is 45 minutes but only 3-4 songs 🗣️ THIS POST IS ABOUT JAZZ. THIS CONCEPT OCCURS IN MANY OTHER STYLES OF MUSIC BUT THIS POST IS ABOUT JAZZ. LIKE THIS POST IF YOU LIKE GIRLS PENIS OR ARE TAKING ESTROGEN SUPPLEMENT

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ok. ok ok i know essentially everyone knows about this comic but theres 200 other comics im 99% sure are made by the same person and reading through it i?s so fucking surreal??? nobody talks about the rest of these comics when theyre just as good as this one??? what the fuck??

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Mr. J and Landlady, I made a chart of names! Is this right? Does Mr. J still call Chashirou-maru "Orange white"? Or does he call him by a new name?

Thank you, it's right!

And, mr J used to call Maru as the Orange White or nephew, but he may change it when he recognises he is a family member

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i scrolled down a lot please show us your pink cat again

this is the image some people use as evidence in their claim that my cat is "pink". i assure you these are incorrect assumptions

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Scientists at CERN have confirmed they've been able to detect all 7 genders in a groundbreaking experiment.

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Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.