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I’m so glad that Inspector Morse is just an AU and in the real timeline Morse and Joan get married and raise their three children in the Thursday family home where Fred and Win are doting grandparents, and great-grandparents too. Isn’t that a great thing that’s definitely true

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Endeavour + Cabin Pressure (3/?)

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endeavour text post edits, cowboy jakes edition oh my god XD

this one goes out to @unfortunateshape and @arda-ancalima !

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(insp.)

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I just put together a Cowboy Jakes when I saw this post by @thefortysecondolive and @legend-of-laurel, I am dying.  😂 Jakes-face screencap from @endeavourfiles.

omg I can’t

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Endeavour, S02E02: Nocturne.

They tried to protect all the children at the school, and they failed. Perhaps Peter was reminded of another place where vulnerable children weren’t protected. Blenheim Vale. And when he lets his guard slip, when he lets himself appear visibly upset, Morse is watching.

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S03E02 Arcadia // S01E01 Girl

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insp.

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Dear Peter, 

                  For the child.

                                      -Morse

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*yeehaws safely*

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Every British Detective Show Ever

Murderbait: I am all alone. Oh, it’s you.

Murderbait: *squelch*

Murderbait: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! *dies*

Murderer: *is unseen*

CREDITS!

Main detective: *sits sad and alone in their barren life*

Pathologist: I have unlikely details for this death.

Main detective: I SMELL MURDER. I will solve this murder because of my sad past and my dead wife/child/cat/former sergeant/parent. The fact that solving this murder is my job has no bearing on my decision to solve this murder.

DCI: THIS IS CASE IS NOT MURDER. NOW OPEN THIS GARDEN CENTRE.

Main detective: THIS GARDEN CENTRE IS THE KEY TO THE MURDER.

Tortured Sergeant: I am unsure but over-educated.

DCI: You are both ridiculous smh fml why am i in charge of you

Main detective: THIS UNLIKELY SEEMING CLUE IS THE KEY TO THE MURDER

Tortured Sergeant: I am flirting with this third person to further the investigation.

Person: *dies*

Tortured Sergeant: I am more tortured than before!

Main detective: I WILL SOLVE THIS NEW MURDER. AND THE OLD MURDER. AND ALL THE OTHER MURDERS. MURDERS ARE MY JOB but not that way.

DCI: This might now be murder but i still hate you both. Out of sheer spite i am suspending you both from the case and handing it over to this peon, your incompetent arch-nemesis. I am great at police-work.

Main detective: …fuck that.

Tortured Sergeant: *broods*

Main detective: Come, tortured sergeant, we have a murder to solve!

Tortured Sergeant: *brooding intensifies*

Main detective: THIS PERSON IS THE KEY TO THE MURDER!

DCI: Oh fuck everything.

Pathologist: This new information changes everything. Also maybe I should have noticed it earlier. My bad lol.

Main detective: OH MY GOD THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

Main detective: I will go and investigate this by myself without back up. That’s a SUPER idea. There is literally no way that this can go wrong.

Murderer: hi

Main detective: CURSES.

Tortured sergeant: *broods*

Main detective: little help please?

Tortured Sergeant: HOLY SHIT THE MURDERER.

Murderer: I did not factor getting caught into my schemes. Alas. I am foiled.

Main detective: You’re booked, mate.

DCI: that should not have worked out well. the paperwork is all yours. also, i still hate you.

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Morseverse + @screenshotsofdespair (1/?)

Screencaps from @endeavourfiles

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Endeavour Series 6 DVD Extras - Endeavour Morse

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a new addition to reginald bright’s pyjamas collection

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Morse really be like: Drink, do crossword, be lonely, solve crime, be bi, get hurt

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Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

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Baby Morse thinks, part of a series.