mainecoones
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mainecoones · 13 hours ago
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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
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mainecoones · 13 hours ago
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roommate texted this to me……..
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mainecoones · 2 days ago
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whoever made the story for this game hated kids so much
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mainecoones · 7 days ago
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I’m glad my mom died
i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this
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mainecoones · 7 days ago
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN
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mainecoones · 8 days ago
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mainecoones · 8 days ago
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OMG. Somebody said it out loud.
Disney is absolutely not the only studio doing this though.
It seems to have become standard practice across movies and series everywhere.
Anything that doesn't do it is like a breath of sunlight and fresh air inside a dank musty cave.
It's part of the 'fix it in post-production' epidemic sweeping through the studios. Fix it in post is often used as a time/money-saving measure - and is absolutely part of the same mess that the WGA is fighting against currently.
Rather than fixing things on-set - audio, lighting, something in-frame that shouldn't be, etc. (which is all handled by unionized crew) - they leave it for the CG folks (not unionized) to edit later.
(on ridiculously tight schedules that leave them scrambling, cutting corners, and working inhumane hours)
See also: that part where scripts aren't finished, because the studio won't fully staff the writers room, and won't pay to have writers on-set for day-of-filming script questions and fixes (which could resolve issues such as 'what kind of lighting do we need here?')
Anyway, all this shit we, as audiences, keep complaining about - bad lighting, bad sound, wonky visual effects, over-usage of not-great CGI, stilted acting on green-screen sets, scripts that seem not-quite-finished, costumes that look like they're cheap and flimsy, terrible hair and makeup, films and series that aren't as polished as they could be...
Plus the complaints we have about streaming services and their shenanigans...
All of that is enmeshed in the extreme capitalism that has taken over everything, including entertainment, to the point that studios are abusing their workforce and churning out material that - at best just doesn't live up to its potential - at worst, is just unwatchable shit.
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mainecoones · 8 days ago
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Hear me out.
A Deaf Mutant student at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters who really REALLY doesn’t want to be a superhero.
His name is Cassidy “Cas” O’Conner and he’s a wee coward.
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mainecoones · 9 days ago
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i don't care how uncomfortable you are around cis men, queer cis men still need places to go, and sometimes, those spaces will be shared with yours. disabled and neurodivergent queer men and queer men of color especially need a place to go. the queer community isn't the "fuck cis men" community. that is the rad fem community. if you think cis men and people who read as cis men are inherently "too scary" or shouldn't be allowed in queer spaces, you joined the wrong community.
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mainecoones · 10 days ago
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mainecoones · 10 days ago
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fountain in italy
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mainecoones · 11 days ago
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this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(
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mainecoones · 11 days ago
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Clark Kent finally goes to get therapy but the only person who knows both of his identities AND is in any way actually qualified is Harley Quinn
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mainecoones · 12 days ago
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mainecoones · 12 days ago
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Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.
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mainecoones · 12 days ago
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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them
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mainecoones · 12 days ago
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